1 00:00:00,601 --> 00:00:03,467 Repair of the harm that’s 2 00:00:03,467 --> 00:00:04,599 Repair of the harm that’s happened here. Yes, I find it 3 00:00:04,599 --> 00:00:06,000 happened here. Yes, I find it so interesting, you know I used 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,900 so interesting, you know I used to think selling out like Louis 5 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:09,800 to think selling out like Louis Vuitton or the Prada when they 6 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:11,133 Vuitton or the Prada when they come out and you sold out the 7 00:00:11,133 --> 00:00:13,967 come out and you sold out the bookstore twice. Yeah the the 8 00:00:13,967 --> 00:00:14,999 bookstore twice. Yeah the the bookstore I mean you know you 9 00:00:14,999 --> 00:00:16,199 bookstore I mean you know you can come down here and put some 10 00:00:16,199 --> 00:00:17,600 can come down here and put some of that. you know, put some put 11 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,000 of that. you know, put some put some work in on the books as 12 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,233 some work in on the books as well. I think that um you know 13 00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:24,533 well. I think that um you know books folks make it seem as 14 00:00:24,533 --> 00:00:25,567 books folks make it seem as though books are just like you 15 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:26,533 though books are just like you know the foreign thing or like 16 00:00:26,533 --> 00:00:28,099 know the foreign thing or like that’s the thing in the past, 17 00:00:28,099 --> 00:00:29,367 that’s the thing in the past, and it’s just not true. Yes and 18 00:00:29,367 --> 00:00:31,501 and it’s just not true. Yes and then you. Some interesting 19 00:00:31,501 --> 00:00:33,200 then you. Some interesting people have been supporting 20 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,634 people have been supporting your bookshop. Oh yeah. lots of 21 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:36,099 your bookshop. Oh yeah. lots of people. lots of cool people. I 22 00:00:36,099 --> 00:00:38,734 people. lots of cool people. I mean I don’t don’t know um I 23 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:40,033 mean I don’t don’t know um I don’t know who’s more 24 00:00:40,033 --> 00:00:41,133 don’t know who’s more interested than anyone else, 25 00:00:41,133 --> 00:00:43,300 interested than anyone else, but everyone is been very cool. 26 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:46,233 but everyone is been very cool. um that has stopped by uh 27 00:00:46,233 --> 00:00:47,267 um that has stopped by uh unless it was somebody who was 28 00:00:47,267 --> 00:00:48,334 unless it was somebody who was like. Oh you need to get out of 29 00:00:48,334 --> 00:00:49,733 like. Oh you need to get out of this neighborhood, you know and 30 00:00:49,733 --> 00:00:50,767 this neighborhood, you know and then I gotta deal with them 31 00:00:50,767 --> 00:00:52,800 then I gotta deal with them accordingly. Yeah. So can you 32 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,667 accordingly. Yeah. So can you and Oprah and usher? perhaps um 33 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:56,834 and Oprah and usher? perhaps um you can you can put word in for 34 00:00:56,834 --> 00:00:59,667 you can you can put word in for me? Oh yeah. Oprah. I’ll show 35 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:01,400 me? Oh yeah. Oprah. I’ll show you for sure they both gave 36 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,366 you for sure they both gave them they both given us A. 37 00:01:03,366 --> 00:01:05,233 them they both given us A. Shout out you know I like you 38 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:07,167 Shout out you know I like you so much because you know the 39 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,000 so much because you know the first thing that Donald and I 40 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,033 first thing that Donald and I would say we would put that on 41 00:01:09,033 --> 00:01:11,500 would say we would put that on our Twitter bio and everything 42 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:13,901 our Twitter bio and everything um with us if we had any of 43 00:01:13,901 --> 00:01:16,567 um with us if we had any of those people um help us at all 44 00:01:16,567 --> 00:01:19,067 those people um help us at all support us at all. Um so yes, 45 00:01:19,067 --> 00:01:20,600 support us at all. Um so yes, you know people have reminded 46 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,499 you know people have reminded me that Oprah usher humans just 47 00:01:23,499 --> 00:01:25,966 me that Oprah usher humans just like you and I. so that’s true. 48 00:01:25,966 --> 00:01:27,466 like you and I. so that’s true. That’s true. you know. I’m I’m 49 00:01:27,466 --> 00:01:29,233 That’s true. you know. I’m I’m here celebrating Harry tell me 50 00:01:29,233 --> 00:01:31,034 here celebrating Harry tell me who went and freed people when 51 00:01:31,034 --> 00:01:33,000 who went and freed people when she didn’t have to in the dead 52 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,933 she didn’t have to in the dead of winter with no shoes, 53 00:01:34,933 --> 00:01:35,733 of winter with no shoes, Sometimes right like those are 54 00:01:35,733 --> 00:01:37,133 Sometimes right like those are the people who we get to really 55 00:01:37,133 --> 00:01:38,000 the people who we get to really celebrate that’s who is in my 56 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,133 celebrate that’s who is in my bio. Now, how can how can we 57 00:01:41,133 --> 00:01:43,367 bio. Now, how can how can we celebrate and support Hart’s 58 00:01:43,367 --> 00:01:44,800 celebrate and support Hart’s Bookshop? Oh, That’s a great 59 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,367 Bookshop? Oh, That’s a great question. so Harry’s bookshop 60 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:47,533 question. so Harry’s bookshop you know we’re online at 61 00:01:47,533 --> 00:01:50,099 you know we’re online at Harry’s bookshop.com we deliver 62 00:01:50,099 --> 00:01:51,667 Harry’s bookshop.com we deliver anywhere in the nation. um we 63 00:01:51,667 --> 00:01:53,067 anywhere in the nation. um we also have merch so we have some 64 00:01:53,067 --> 00:01:54,633 also have merch so we have some cool merch for people who like 65 00:01:54,633 --> 00:01:57,267 cool merch for people who like to read and then um if you want 66 00:01:57,267 --> 00:01:59,367 to read and then um if you want to just you know, retweet us or 67 00:01:59,367 --> 00:02:00,667 to just you know, retweet us or share something about us with 68 00:02:00,667 --> 00:02:01,300 share something about us with your with your followers. 69 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:02,600 your with your followers. That’s very helpful If you have 70 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,799 That’s very helpful If you have a good thought about us and 71 00:02:03,799 --> 00:02:06,033 a good thought about us and just wanna send us good things. 72 00:02:06,033 --> 00:02:07,933 just wanna send us good things. good thoughts and you know do 73 00:02:07,933 --> 00:02:09,133 good thoughts and you know do that as well um and if you 74 00:02:09,133 --> 00:02:11,267 that as well um and if you wanna follow us. Social media 75 00:02:11,267 --> 00:02:13,000 wanna follow us. Social media We’re here for that as well. 76 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,267 We’re here for that as well. Okay. Alright. Thank you so 77 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:15,533 Okay. Alright. Thank you so much. Janine Cook. I’m really 78 00:02:15,533 --> 00:02:17,167 much. Janine Cook. I’m really pleased you. thank you. You are 79 00:02:17,167 --> 00:02:18,800 pleased you. thank you. You are the best first lady. 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This is the Melania Trump and 169 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:25,867 is the Melania Trump and Johnson Smith and our vote for 170 00:06:25,867 --> 00:06:28,933 Johnson Smith and our vote for Pep rally for Biden and that 171 00:06:28,933 --> 00:06:30,966 Pep rally for Biden and that was music from Mark and vino 172 00:06:30,966 --> 00:06:33,067 was music from Mark and vino Mark’s latest album he recorded 173 00:06:33,067 --> 00:06:33,733 Mark’s latest album he recorded and mixed is called Angel 174 00:06:33,733 --> 00:06:35,400 and mixed is called Angel headed hipster The music of 175 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,467 headed hipster The music of Mark Bolin and T Rex and 176 00:06:37,467 --> 00:06:41,067 Mark Bolin and T Rex and features 26 tracks, including 177 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,967 features 26 tracks, including Utwo Elton John Jet and many 178 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:44,933 Utwo Elton John Jet and many others, and it came out 179 00:06:44,933 --> 00:06:47,199 others, and it came out September 4th on B mg Now we 180 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:49,267 September 4th on B mg Now we have a special guest someone 181 00:06:49,267 --> 00:06:50,667 have a special guest someone also working to get me out of 182 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:51,534 also working to get me out of the White House of garbage and 183 00:06:51,534 --> 00:06:54,000 the White House of garbage and running to be the first. In 184 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,567 running to be the first. In progressive Congresswoman in 185 00:06:55,567 --> 00:06:57,867 progressive Congresswoman in Oregon’s second congressional 186 00:06:57,867 --> 00:07:00,499 Oregon’s second congressional District, Alex Spencer um her 187 00:07:00,499 --> 00:07:03,467 District, Alex Spencer um her website is Spencer Twenty.com. 188 00:07:03,467 --> 00:07:08,767 website is Spencer Twenty.com. That’s PE NSER twenty.com. 189 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:11,667 That’s PE NSER twenty.com. Alright now. Alex Spencer Okay. 190 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:13,734 Alright now. Alex Spencer Okay. Welcome to the show. Thank you 191 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:15,900 Welcome to the show. Thank you so much. it’s such a pleasure 192 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:19,567 so much. it’s such a pleasure to be here. Alex. Why are you 193 00:07:19,567 --> 00:07:22,833 to be here. Alex. Why are you running for Congress? Well, I 194 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,500 running for Congress? Well, I am running for Congress to 195 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:25,900 am running for Congress to ensure that everyone is cared 196 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:29,867 ensure that everyone is cared for to do everything I can and 197 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:32,533 for to do everything I can and I need that opportunity so I 198 00:07:32,533 --> 00:07:35,500 I need that opportunity so I need to be you know within the 199 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,500 need to be you know within the walls of the US House of 200 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,134 walls of the US House of Representatives to do what I 201 00:07:39,134 --> 00:07:43,133 Representatives to do what I can to ensure that universal 202 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:44,634 can to ensure that universal health care happens to ensure 203 00:07:44,634 --> 00:07:47,167 health care happens to ensure that uh we have a universal 204 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,534 that uh we have a universal basic income and a right to 205 00:07:49,534 --> 00:07:50,233 basic income and a right to universal housing, especially 206 00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:53,967 universal housing, especially in this time of covet nineteen. 207 00:07:53,967 --> 00:07:55,199 in this time of covet nineteen. And I’m really looking forward 208 00:07:55,199 --> 00:07:58,000 And I’m really looking forward to that opportunity, and we 209 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:58,833 to that opportunity, and we can’t do any of that until we 210 00:07:58,833 --> 00:08:00,699 can’t do any of that until we end the divisiveness in 211 00:08:00,699 --> 00:08:01,533 end the divisiveness in Congress and that is exactly 212 00:08:01,533 --> 00:08:04,667 Congress and that is exactly what I’m supposed to do. I’m I 213 00:08:04,667 --> 00:08:06,066 what I’m supposed to do. I’m I you know, I don’t understand 214 00:08:06,066 --> 00:08:06,967 you know, I don’t understand why you want to deal with these 215 00:08:06,967 --> 00:08:08,499 why you want to deal with these people. I want to get out of 216 00:08:08,499 --> 00:08:10,000 people. I want to get out of here and you’re asking we’re 217 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,566 here and you’re asking we’re asking people to bring help 218 00:08:11,566 --> 00:08:13,400 asking people to bring help bring you into it. Um so how 219 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,099 bring you into it. Um so how are you going to deal with 220 00:08:16,099 --> 00:08:19,900 are you going to deal with other people in the Congress? 221 00:08:49,533 --> 00:08:51,199 What do you feel are the unique 222 00:08:51,199 --> 00:08:52,467 What do you feel are the unique talents and perspective as a 223 00:08:52,467 --> 00:08:53,467 talents and perspective as a woman you will bring to 224 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:55,500 woman you will bring to Congress in the second 225 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:58,667 Congress in the second district. Well, you know that’s 226 00:08:58,667 --> 00:09:00,133 district. Well, you know that’s really interesting given that I 227 00:09:00,133 --> 00:09:02,434 really interesting given that I will be the very first woman to 228 00:09:02,434 --> 00:09:05,633 will be the very first woman to serve in the seat Uh it’s it is 229 00:09:05,633 --> 00:09:08,367 serve in the seat Uh it’s it is a different um a different 230 00:09:08,367 --> 00:09:10,500 a different um a different experience to be a woman than 231 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:13,267 experience to be a woman than to be um a man, especially in 232 00:09:13,267 --> 00:09:14,433 to be um a man, especially in congressional district two 233 00:09:14,433 --> 00:09:16,000 congressional district two where I’m from and just so you 234 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,767 where I’m from and just so you know that is almost it really 235 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:19,367 know that is almost it really feels like almost all of 236 00:09:19,367 --> 00:09:21,501 feels like almost all of Oregon. so it’s all the way 237 00:09:21,501 --> 00:09:24,000 Oregon. so it’s all the way from Hood River Oregon Way down 238 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,499 from Hood River Oregon Way down the Ashland and all the way to 239 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:28,667 the Ashland and all the way to Idaho. So it’s an enormous. 240 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:31,034 Idaho. So it’s an enormous. Enormous district and for so 241 00:09:31,034 --> 00:09:33,834 Enormous district and for so very long, the women have yet 242 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,133 very long, the women have yet to have a voice in the district 243 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:39,267 to have a voice in the district and I think that’s what I bring 244 00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:40,633 and I think that’s what I bring that is so much about what I 245 00:09:40,633 --> 00:09:43,467 that is so much about what I bring is bringing voices to 246 00:09:43,467 --> 00:09:45,734 bring is bringing voices to women who haven’t been heard. 247 00:09:45,734 --> 00:09:48,333 women who haven’t been heard. and of course I understand um 248 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:50,234 and of course I understand um given that I have been you know 249 00:09:50,234 --> 00:09:53,000 given that I have been you know I was uh I home school my 250 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,833 I was uh I home school my child. I’m a single mom and I 251 00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:56,400 child. I’m a single mom and I home school my kid from the um 252 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,966 home school my kid from the um all the way to the fifth grade 253 00:09:57,966 --> 00:09:59,833 all the way to the fifth grade and then bless you chose to 254 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:03,167 and then bless you chose to stay home with her. And then 255 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,567 stay home with her. And then now in this time of covet when 256 00:10:04,567 --> 00:10:07,000 now in this time of covet when so many women are faced with 257 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,433 so many women are faced with having to do that, it’s not 258 00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:09,600 having to do that, it’s not their choice. I was very 259 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,433 their choice. I was very fortunate that it was my choice 260 00:10:11,433 --> 00:10:14,833 fortunate that it was my choice to be able to stay home and um 261 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:16,434 to be able to stay home and um and teach my child and then you 262 00:10:16,434 --> 00:10:19,466 and teach my child and then you know really be able to be again 263 00:10:19,466 --> 00:10:21,733 know really be able to be again be in the room um and be able 264 00:10:21,733 --> 00:10:23,400 be in the room um and be able to be that support for her. 265 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,000 to be that support for her. Yeah. And so yeah, so I bring 266 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,466 Yeah. And so yeah, so I bring something I bring something 267 00:10:27,466 --> 00:10:30,199 something I bring something that um certainly my opponent 268 00:10:30,199 --> 00:10:34,966 that um certainly my opponent uh has. Very little concept of 269 00:10:34,966 --> 00:10:37,434 uh has. Very little concept of if any yeah now you want to 270 00:10:37,434 --> 00:10:38,966 if any yeah now you want to repair the contentious and 271 00:10:38,966 --> 00:10:39,967 repair the contentious and divisive dialogue in Congress 272 00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:42,099 divisive dialogue in Congress and how will you start changing 273 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:44,534 and how will you start changing that tone in Washington? Well, 274 00:10:44,534 --> 00:10:48,467 that tone in Washington? Well, I am all about the nuance of 275 00:10:48,467 --> 00:10:50,267 I am all about the nuance of positive language and so if you 276 00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:52,033 positive language and so if you go to my website at Spencer 277 00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:53,967 go to my website at Spencer twenty twenty.com and look at 278 00:10:53,967 --> 00:10:56,467 twenty twenty.com and look at the issues as I’ve drawn them 279 00:10:56,467 --> 00:11:00,033 the issues as I’ve drawn them there, you’ll see that nuance 280 00:11:00,033 --> 00:11:01,767 there, you’ll see that nuance of positive language is all the 281 00:11:01,767 --> 00:11:04,233 of positive language is all the way through. It’s so very 282 00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:06,000 way through. It’s so very important that the way we speak 283 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,399 important that the way we speak and the way we write and today 284 00:11:08,399 --> 00:11:10,099 and the way we write and today so much of our communication is 285 00:11:10,099 --> 00:11:13,600 so much of our communication is written and so we get to choose 286 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,667 written and so we get to choose what we put down on the page 287 00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:16,899 what we put down on the page and avoiding the negative 288 00:11:16,899 --> 00:11:21,434 and avoiding the negative words. Avoiding saying no just 289 00:11:21,434 --> 00:11:23,367 words. Avoiding saying no just as you may understand, Melania 290 00:11:23,367 --> 00:11:25,967 as you may understand, Melania and improv, we know that it 291 00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:28,467 and improv, we know that it stops the conversation when you 292 00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:30,867 stops the conversation when you say no so we say, yes, we say 293 00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:33,899 say no so we say, yes, we say and we continue because we need 294 00:11:33,899 --> 00:11:36,533 and we continue because we need folks that will stay in the 295 00:11:36,533 --> 00:11:38,900 folks that will stay in the room and we’ll continue the 296 00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,401 room and we’ll continue the conversation rather than 297 00:11:40,401 --> 00:11:41,734 conversation rather than stopping and I definitely 298 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:42,933 stopping and I definitely understand yes and that another 299 00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:45,434 understand yes and that another zero to my pre okay. So now you 300 00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:47,399 zero to my pre okay. So now you were also under a possible. 301 00:11:47,399 --> 00:11:49,767 were also under a possible. Evacuation during the summer 302 00:11:49,767 --> 00:11:53,399 Evacuation during the summer fires. I was certainly I was 303 00:11:53,399 --> 00:11:57,633 fires. I was certainly I was um. I was right there at the 304 00:11:57,633 --> 00:12:00,599 um. I was right there at the brink um they ended up not 305 00:12:00,599 --> 00:12:03,433 brink um they ended up not evacuating me. well, I was 306 00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:05,733 evacuating me. well, I was evacuated down in um in 307 00:12:05,733 --> 00:12:08,499 evacuated down in um in California I had been um 308 00:12:08,499 --> 00:12:11,300 California I had been um resting I was resting out at 309 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:12,566 resting I was resting out at the Lava Beds National 310 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:13,899 the Lava Beds National Monument, where I used to be a 311 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,067 Monument, where I used to be a campground house, my daughter 312 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,867 campground house, my daughter and I when she was um 8 years 313 00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:18,967 and I when she was um 8 years old, We were the campground 314 00:12:18,967 --> 00:12:20,733 old, We were the campground host of the live events and it 315 00:12:20,733 --> 00:12:23,267 host of the live events and it was it was fascinating and so I 316 00:12:23,267 --> 00:12:24,699 was it was fascinating and so I was there. That is my home. I 317 00:12:24,699 --> 00:12:28,234 was there. That is my home. I was there and. Camping for uh a 318 00:12:28,234 --> 00:12:31,300 was there and. Camping for uh a week or so just to be able to 319 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:32,000 week or so just to be able to reset in the middle of the 320 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,334 reset in the middle of the campaign and then the buyers 321 00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:37,866 campaign and then the buyers came and I had to I had to bug 322 00:12:37,866 --> 00:12:39,401 came and I had to I had to bug out of there, which gave me the 323 00:12:39,401 --> 00:12:41,134 out of there, which gave me the opportunity to stay in Mel 324 00:12:41,134 --> 00:12:43,934 opportunity to stay in Mel Oregon, where I learned so much 325 00:12:43,934 --> 00:12:46,000 Oregon, where I learned so much more about how to fire again 326 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,867 more about how to fire again and what exactly we need for 327 00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:49,866 and what exactly we need for common sense gun responsibility 328 00:12:49,866 --> 00:12:51,900 common sense gun responsibility so it was really great for me. 329 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,967 so it was really great for me. Um I have a question for the 330 00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:55,700 Um I have a question for the candidate. That’s okay. Melania 331 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:58,933 candidate. That’s okay. Melania um okay. uh listen as you know. 332 00:12:58,933 --> 00:13:01,599 um okay. uh listen as you know. Physicists thought were mass 333 00:13:01,599 --> 00:13:02,900 Physicists thought were mass but recent research indicates 334 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,434 but recent research indicates that they may have a small mass 335 00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:05,934 that they may have a small mass and since Delta m squared over 336 00:13:05,934 --> 00:13:06,999 and since Delta m squared over Thirty-two is the difference of 337 00:13:06,999 --> 00:13:08,833 Thirty-two is the difference of two squared masses At least one 338 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:11,000 two squared masses At least one of them has to have a value at 339 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,133 of them has to have a value at which is at least a square root 340 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:14,000 which is at least a square root of this value. Uh are you 341 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,534 of this value. Uh are you following this Majesty? Not 342 00:13:15,534 --> 00:13:17,933 following this Majesty? Not sure uh so so rounding up, I’d 343 00:13:17,933 --> 00:13:20,467 sure uh so so rounding up, I’d say at least five hundreds of 344 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,000 say at least five hundreds of an electron vault. if you 345 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,533 an electron vault. if you believe the particle data group 346 00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:25,599 believe the particle data group now, if elected to Congress, 347 00:13:25,599 --> 00:13:27,234 now, if elected to Congress, what will you do to resolve 348 00:13:27,234 --> 00:13:29,267 what will you do to resolve this divisive dispute over 349 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,467 this divisive dispute over nutri math? Well, that’s really 350 00:13:32,467 --> 00:13:33,667 nutri math? Well, that’s really interesting and first of all I 351 00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:34,967 interesting and first of all I wanna thank you so much for 352 00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:36,733 wanna thank you so much for reading my book. It’s clear 353 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,066 reading my book. It’s clear that you have and uh my peace 354 00:13:39,066 --> 00:13:40,967 that you have and uh my peace entitled entitled DA and what 355 00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:43,034 entitled entitled DA and what have been and what to do when 356 00:13:43,034 --> 00:13:44,367 have been and what to do when the scientist becomes the 357 00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:47,033 the scientist becomes the science um as you know from 358 00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:48,433 science um as you know from that work that in particle 359 00:13:48,433 --> 00:13:51,200 that work that in particle physics the property believed 360 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,601 physics the property believed responsible for the binding of 361 00:13:52,601 --> 00:13:54,867 responsible for the binding of energy is spin and matter is 362 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,267 energy is spin and matter is composed of particles moving at 363 00:13:56,267 --> 00:13:58,567 composed of particles moving at one half spin they begin to 364 00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:01,867 one half spin they begin to rotate and. Um to the eye of 365 00:14:01,867 --> 00:14:04,401 rotate and. Um to the eye of the scientist disappear and 366 00:14:04,401 --> 00:14:05,967 the scientist disappear and then they have to rotate twice 367 00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:07,934 then they have to rotate twice to reappear giving our 368 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,000 to reappear giving our perception of solid mass and I 369 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,367 perception of solid mass and I have become the embodiment of 370 00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:15,034 have become the embodiment of physics raw basic connected to 371 00:14:15,034 --> 00:14:16,667 physics raw basic connected to the reality that is life and 372 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,899 the reality that is life and death. I understand the physics 373 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:22,933 death. I understand the physics that I’m that I’m turning to Oh 374 00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:25,800 that I’m that I’m turning to Oh yes and I you ask me a 375 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,133 yes and I you ask me a question. of course what we 376 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,300 question. of course what we will what I’ll do, of course is 377 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,700 will what I’ll do, of course is I’ll reach. Across the aisle so 378 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,001 I’ll reach. Across the aisle so that we can come to a 379 00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:34,434 that we can come to a consensus. How did you know 380 00:14:34,434 --> 00:14:36,000 consensus. How did you know this? Johnson Smith I got drunk 381 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,867 this? Johnson Smith I got drunk once and passed out in a super 382 00:14:38,867 --> 00:14:41,100 once and passed out in a super Collider. Alright. Oh, no. Alex 383 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:43,733 Collider. Alright. Oh, no. Alex tell us um how can we help you 384 00:14:43,733 --> 00:14:45,967 tell us um how can we help you and how can we support your 385 00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:49,067 and how can we support your campaign? Well, thank you so 386 00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:51,533 campaign? Well, thank you so much for asking that, of course 387 00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:53,034 much for asking that, of course everyone can find me on 388 00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:56,099 everyone can find me on Facebook at Spencer twenty and 389 00:14:56,099 --> 00:14:58,533 Facebook at Spencer twenty and uh like and share and let’s 390 00:14:58,533 --> 00:15:01,733 uh like and share and let’s beat the algorithm and also if 391 00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:03,700 beat the algorithm and also if you can as you can and as much 392 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:05,667 you can as you can and as much as you can, please go to my 393 00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:08,033 as you can, please go to my website Spencer twenty 394 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,599 website Spencer twenty twenty.com slash donate and 395 00:15:09,599 --> 00:15:10,767 twenty.com slash donate and give what you can to the 396 00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:13,067 give what you can to the campaign because it’s so very 397 00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:15,500 campaign because it’s so very important in this final 9 days 398 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,467 important in this final 9 days coming up to November 3rd and I 399 00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:19,900 coming up to November 3rd and I am so very grateful for any 400 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,667 am so very grateful for any support uh that you can give 401 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,767 support uh that you can give me. Great, You know, I think if 402 00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:25,867 me. Great, You know, I think if you win you you and I will go 403 00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:27,533 you win you you and I will go vote vote vote and I think what 404 00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:29,034 vote vote vote and I think what were you and I will do is we 405 00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:30,300 were you and I will do is we will do a tick tock dancing. If 406 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,767 will do a tick tock dancing. If we both win, we will do tick 407 00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:33,367 we both win, we will do tick tock video dancing for all the 408 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,000 tock video dancing for all the children so please vote you get 409 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 children so please vote you get to see Melania Dancing with 410 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,333 to see Melania Dancing with Alex Spencer Okay, if I can ask 411 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:40,000 Alex Spencer Okay, if I can ask one more physics question Alex 412 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,400 one more physics question Alex uh which is your favorite Quik 413 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,133 uh which is your favorite Quik is the top bottom charm or 414 00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,867 is the top bottom charm or strange. This is getting 415 00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:49,167 strange. This is getting stranger. I don’t play 416 00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:50,501 stranger. I don’t play favorites. Obviously, I think 417 00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:53,467 favorites. Obviously, I think it’s really important to uh to 418 00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:56,099 it’s really important to uh to hold. Things close to this 419 00:15:56,099 --> 00:15:57,300 hold. Things close to this great for the question you are 420 00:15:57,300 --> 00:16:00,933 great for the question you are Alex. You are a fair person in 421 00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:02,634 Alex. You are a fair person in physics and in politics so we 422 00:16:02,634 --> 00:16:04,267 physics and in politics so we will be lucky to have you. 423 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,099 will be lucky to have you. She’s definitely uh you know 424 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,466 She’s definitely uh you know bringing people together 425 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,267 bringing people together because the strange choir voted 426 00:16:09,267 --> 00:16:11,033 because the strange choir voted for Trump. so uh it’s nice that 427 00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:14,099 for Trump. so uh it’s nice that you include him in your uh in 428 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,367 you include him in your uh in your grouping. Absolutely and 429 00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:18,066 your grouping. Absolutely and I’ll tell you this. you know I 430 00:16:18,066 --> 00:16:20,367 I’ll tell you this. you know I used to be on um a singles 431 00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:22,099 used to be on um a singles website or two back in the day 432 00:16:22,099 --> 00:16:26,634 website or two back in the day and what. Said was you know if 433 00:16:26,634 --> 00:16:28,033 and what. Said was you know if you voted for Trump and would 434 00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:31,033 you voted for Trump and would again that maybe a bridge too 435 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,367 again that maybe a bridge too far really uh really 436 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,333 far really uh really interesting? Absolutely, I 437 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:36,334 interesting? Absolutely, I think everyone’s voice. That’s 438 00:16:36,334 --> 00:16:37,400 think everyone’s voice. That’s what it’s all about. Okay. 439 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,800 what it’s all about. Okay. Thank you so much. Alex Spencer 440 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,634 Thank you so much. Alex Spencer Thank you so much for being 441 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,467 Thank you so much for being here. Spencer everyone that’s 442 00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,366 here. Spencer everyone that’s Spencer twenty twenty.com. Yes. 443 00:16:45,366 --> 00:16:47,834 Spencer twenty twenty.com. Yes. that’s what I do now. fans not 444 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,134 that’s what I do now. fans not everyone knows this but our 445 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,499 everyone knows this but our phone calls made from the White 446 00:16:50,499 --> 00:16:52,699 phone calls made from the White House are tapped and because 447 00:16:52,699 --> 00:16:54,867 House are tapped and because Jonathan’s. Security codes We 448 00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:57,099 Jonathan’s. Security codes We have have access we sure I also 449 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,467 have have access we sure I also have the password for the White 450 00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,000 have the password for the White House coffee machine. so it’s a 451 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,500 House coffee machine. so it’s a service to you. We’ve pulled 452 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,967 service to you. We’ve pulled some of the files at random for 453 00:17:02,967 --> 00:17:05,433 some of the files at random for our new piece Random White 454 00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:09,034 our new piece Random White House phone Pops New York Times 455 00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:11,034 House phone Pops New York Times Yes, I would like to blow the 456 00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:13,100 Yes, I would like to blow the whistle uh huh and your name. 457 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,833 whistle uh huh and your name. please my name is not important 458 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,067 please my name is not important but terrible things are 459 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:17,933 but terrible things are happening in the White House. 460 00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:18,967 happening in the White House. Okay. I’m going on the record 461 00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:21,200 Okay. I’m going on the record now. What have you got Donald 462 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,900 now. What have you got Donald wakes up from his post Second 463 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:24,467 wakes up from his post Second breakfast pre lunch snack and 464 00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:27,966 breakfast pre lunch snack and smears chicken. 465 00:18:09,501 --> 00:18:10,967 It is time for the greatest 466 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:12,733 It is time for the greatest blowing of the whistle. Melania 467 00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:14,999 blowing of the whistle. Melania I don’t have time for this your 468 00:18:14,999 --> 00:18:16,566 I don’t have time for this your husband is committing actual 469 00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:17,799 husband is committing actual crimes. you’re telling me he 470 00:18:17,799 --> 00:18:19,200 crimes. you’re telling me he hides food everywhere and 471 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,500 hides food everywhere and forgets where he left it like a 472 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,899 forgets where he left it like a squirrel. I don’t care but out 473 00:18:23,899 --> 00:18:25,667 squirrel. I don’t care but out of curiosity, tell me about it. 474 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:28,434 of curiosity, tell me about it. There was a drumstick in my 475 00:18:28,434 --> 00:18:30,866 There was a drumstick in my shoe a steak under the table in 476 00:18:30,866 --> 00:18:32,667 shoe a steak under the table in the situation, room and even 477 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,899 the situation, room and even worse a full seafood tower 478 00:18:34,899 --> 00:18:36,434 worse a full seafood tower behind the toilet. I’ll never 479 00:18:36,434 --> 00:18:38,099 behind the toilet. I’ll never get those products back and it 480 00:18:38,099 --> 00:18:41,499 get those products back and it took the CC. Days to 481 00:18:41,499 --> 00:18:42,434 took the CC. Days to decontaminate our bathroom 482 00:18:42,434 --> 00:18:43,600 decontaminate our bathroom shouldn’t they be working on 483 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:48,334 shouldn’t they be working on the Corona virus right now. 484 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,967 This episode brought to by 485 00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:57,633 This episode brought to by Mitch McConnell’s Home style 486 00:18:57,633 --> 00:19:01,434 Mitch McConnell’s Home style Family turtle food crafted at a 487 00:19:01,434 --> 00:19:04,967 Family turtle food crafted at a pure alfalfa and shredded 488 00:19:04,967 --> 00:19:06,499 pure alfalfa and shredded impeachment documents perfect 489 00:19:06,499 --> 00:19:08,533 impeachment documents perfect for any cold blooded Kentucky 490 00:19:08,533 --> 00:19:13,300 for any cold blooded Kentucky senator even Rand Paul. 491 00:21:39,934 --> 00:21:42,434 The juicy details on what it’s 492 00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:43,434 The juicy details on what it’s like for Canadian Lauren Juda 493 00:21:43,434 --> 00:21:46,534 like for Canadian Lauren Juda to get inside Melania skin to 494 00:21:46,534 --> 00:21:47,567 to get inside Melania skin to create her impersonation that 495 00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,534 create her impersonation that you’re hearing on this very 496 00:21:49,534 --> 00:21:51,599 you’re hearing on this very program. Get your print audio 497 00:21:51,599 --> 00:21:54,099 program. Get your print audio and ebook at inside 498 00:21:54,099 --> 00:21:56,966 and ebook at inside melania.com. This is Steve 499 00:21:56,966 --> 00:21:57,767 melania.com. This is Steve Levin, the dice man from roll 500 00:21:57,767 --> 00:21:59,933 Levin, the dice man from roll the dice Sunday nights at 8 501 00:21:59,933 --> 00:22:03,566 the dice Sunday nights at 8 o’clock on Smart Talk WCG am 502 00:22:03,566 --> 00:22:08,599 o’clock on Smart Talk WCG am 1590 and 95.9 FM. 503 00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:22,099 Okay, Welcome back I’m Melania 504 00:22:22,099 --> 00:22:23,901 Okay, Welcome back I’m Melania Trump and I’m Johnson Smith and 505 00:22:23,901 --> 00:22:26,000 Trump and I’m Johnson Smith and this is our voter Pep rally for 506 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,199 this is our voter Pep rally for Biden that was music from Joey 507 00:22:28,199 --> 00:22:29,967 Biden that was music from Joey Johnson’s new album Little 508 00:22:29,967 --> 00:22:32,000 Johnson’s new album Little Gorgeous available online ever 509 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,533 Gorgeous available online ever since he got coveted McDonald 510 00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:36,000 since he got coveted McDonald has been on a powerful steroid. 511 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 has been on a powerful steroid. The side effects include 512 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,934 The side effects include include Mania and explosive 513 00:22:39,934 --> 00:22:41,034 include Mania and explosive diarrhea. I spent an hour 514 00:22:41,034 --> 00:22:42,400 diarrhea. I spent an hour plunging his his toilet while 515 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,667 plunging his his toilet while he was arguing with a portrait 516 00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:46,466 he was arguing with a portrait of JFK. Yes, he told me JFK was 517 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,400 of JFK. Yes, he told me JFK was being very rude, so I used the 518 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,500 being very rude, so I used the device to Cia and implanted in 519 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:51,967 device to Cia and implanted in him to record his brain waves. 520 00:22:51,967 --> 00:22:57,500 him to record his brain waves. Let’s listen. I never had to 521 00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:00,533 Let’s listen. I never had to grab anyone by the A came to me 522 00:23:00,533 --> 00:23:03,734 grab anyone by the A came to me I had Marilyn Monroe the 523 00:23:03,734 --> 00:23:06,133 I had Marilyn Monroe the greatest sex symbol of the 60s 524 00:23:06,133 --> 00:23:09,867 greatest sex symbol of the 60s I had her after Joe DiMaggio 525 00:23:09,867 --> 00:23:11,567 I had her after Joe DiMaggio but before Arthur Miller, who 526 00:23:11,567 --> 00:23:15,099 but before Arthur Miller, who did you get some porn star name 527 00:23:15,099 --> 00:23:17,700 did you get some porn star name stormy, you’re half the man I 528 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:21,500 stormy, you’re half the man I was she’s not fit to wear 529 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,567 was she’s not fit to wear Marilyn’s bra. Well, not that I 530 00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:25,267 Marilyn’s bra. Well, not that I heard that I’m going to add 531 00:23:25,267 --> 00:23:27,234 heard that I’m going to add another two zeros to my brain 532 00:23:27,234 --> 00:23:29,966 another two zeros to my brain up. uh I feel a little dirty 533 00:23:29,966 --> 00:23:32,400 up. uh I feel a little dirty John Smith Do you have hand 534 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,966 John Smith Do you have hand sanitizer or hand sanitizer ran 535 00:23:33,966 --> 00:23:35,700 sanitizer or hand sanitizer ran out ages ago now the Secret 536 00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:38,133 out ages ago now the Secret Service uses good old Trump off 537 00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:39,567 Service uses good old Trump off soap. Oh, I love that soap. 538 00:23:39,567 --> 00:23:40,834 soap. Oh, I love that soap. I’ve had it for years. It gets 539 00:23:40,834 --> 00:23:42,133 I’ve had it for years. It gets the orange out of my nooks and 540 00:23:42,133 --> 00:23:43,466 the orange out of my nooks and crannies. Oh, it’s great. 541 00:23:43,466 --> 00:23:46,000 crannies. Oh, it’s great. great. It’s anti fascist and it 542 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,699 great. It’s anti fascist and it smells like freedom and you can 543 00:23:47,699 --> 00:23:50,933 smells like freedom and you can get yours today at www dot. 544 00:23:50,933 --> 00:23:51,734 get yours today at www dot. Melania show.com. Also there 545 00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:53,367 Melania show.com. Also there you can help get orange stains 546 00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:54,499 you can help get orange stains out of the White House with a 547 00:23:54,499 --> 00:23:58,234 out of the White House with a vault twenty button. Jared 548 00:23:58,234 --> 00:24:00,467 vault twenty button. Jared Kushner wanted me to do a mask 549 00:24:00,467 --> 00:24:01,934 Kushner wanted me to do a mask tutorial. He thought it would 550 00:24:01,934 --> 00:24:03,399 tutorial. He thought it would impress his friend. Mohammad 551 00:24:03,399 --> 00:24:04,867 impress his friend. Mohammad Bin Salman to have all the 552 00:24:04,867 --> 00:24:06,099 Bin Salman to have all the women in the White House 553 00:24:06,099 --> 00:24:07,634 women in the White House covered their mouths. Okay, so 554 00:24:07,634 --> 00:24:09,434 covered their mouths. Okay, so take one loop and put that 555 00:24:09,434 --> 00:24:11,133 take one loop and put that around 1 year and then you take 556 00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:13,334 around 1 year and then you take the other loop and you put it 557 00:24:13,334 --> 00:24:15,000 the other loop and you put it around the other ear and never 558 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,900 around the other ear and never suggest your husband wears one 559 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:19,434 suggest your husband wears one too. Oh you don’t sweetie. It’s 560 00:24:19,434 --> 00:24:21,399 too. Oh you don’t sweetie. It’s time to check in with our White 561 00:24:21,399 --> 00:24:26,967 time to check in with our White House body double Mila. 562 00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:31,400 Oh, hello Sian Sister uh how 563 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,833 Oh, hello Sian Sister uh how are things going over there is 564 00:24:32,833 --> 00:24:35,600 are things going over there is Donald’s behaving himself He 565 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,000 Donald’s behaving himself He just went inside after the 566 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,933 just went inside after the great Feast. Oh is that a state 567 00:24:40,933 --> 00:24:43,233 great Feast. Oh is that a state luncheon I missed no. I just 568 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:46,000 luncheon I missed no. I just never seen a man eat so much 569 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,667 never seen a man eat so much thirst. He opened the bag with 570 00:24:47,667 --> 00:24:49,967 thirst. He opened the bag with face of caramel on it and 571 00:24:49,967 --> 00:24:51,699 face of caramel on it and inside he pulled out bowl of 572 00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:54,066 inside he pulled out bowl of potatoes crushed so soft and 573 00:24:54,066 --> 00:24:56,533 potatoes crushed so soft and white like his belly before the 574 00:24:56,533 --> 00:25:00,467 white like his belly before the orange bath and he pulled out. 575 00:25:28,367 --> 00:25:31,367 A 576 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,499 Leave it Yeah. But there is 577 00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:35,167 Leave it Yeah. But there is still some fat and meat on 578 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:38,499 still some fat and meat on bone. I have not eat this mass 579 00:25:38,499 --> 00:25:41,167 bone. I have not eat this mass funeral or so that is made 580 00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:42,899 funeral or so that is made okay. Well, I’m glad you’re 581 00:25:42,899 --> 00:25:44,000 okay. Well, I’m glad you’re doing. okay. We’ll check back 582 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,967 doing. okay. We’ll check back in a bit. Okay. Bye someone 583 00:25:46,967 --> 00:25:50,434 in a bit. Okay. Bye someone Hang on alright well fans I 584 00:25:50,434 --> 00:25:52,434 Hang on alright well fans I have so many people in fans in 585 00:25:52,434 --> 00:25:53,734 have so many people in fans in the White House that you can 586 00:25:53,734 --> 00:25:54,967 the White House that you can put them in the closet and you 587 00:25:54,967 --> 00:25:57,033 put them in the closet and you could still social distance. uh 588 00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:57,967 could still social distance. uh your grace. one of them is on 589 00:25:57,967 --> 00:26:01,433 your grace. one of them is on the line she seems unstable uh 590 00:26:01,433 --> 00:26:03,967 the line she seems unstable uh perfect center through. Are you 591 00:26:03,967 --> 00:26:06,833 perfect center through. Are you sure never? Mind I do myself 592 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:10,433 sure never? Mind I do myself Hello crazy Fam missus First 593 00:26:10,433 --> 00:26:13,667 Hello crazy Fam missus First lady most high Melania Trump Uh 594 00:26:13,667 --> 00:26:14,799 lady most high Melania Trump Uh I haven’t had that many names 595 00:26:14,799 --> 00:26:17,499 I haven’t had that many names since I’ve worked in that 596 00:26:17,499 --> 00:26:20,233 since I’ve worked in that dungeon I am proud to say I’m 597 00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:22,566 dungeon I am proud to say I’m raising my daughter in your 598 00:26:22,566 --> 00:26:23,366 raising my daughter in your image. You’re so beautiful 599 00:26:23,366 --> 00:26:26,599 image. You’re so beautiful best. Such a role when she 600 00:26:26,599 --> 00:26:28,367 best. Such a role when she turns eighteen, we’re sending 601 00:26:28,367 --> 00:26:30,367 turns eighteen, we’re sending her to the big city to meet 602 00:26:30,367 --> 00:26:32,133 her to the big city to meet someone rich in old age. You 603 00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:33,633 someone rich in old age. You could start earlier. Rest in 604 00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:35,199 could start earlier. Rest in peace, Jeffrey Epstein, but 605 00:26:35,199 --> 00:26:37,367 peace, Jeffrey Epstein, but your daughter needs to be the 606 00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:40,900 your daughter needs to be the right product for the market. 607 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,900 right product for the market. Oh, we’re making sure that it 608 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:44,900 Oh, we’re making sure that it looks so good naked. 609 00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:47,067 looks so good naked. Unfortunately, my Shirley has a 610 00:26:47,067 --> 00:26:49,434 Unfortunately, my Shirley has a healthy body so we put her on a 611 00:26:49,434 --> 00:26:52,400 healthy body so we put her on a starvation diet. Oh, that’s one 612 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,466 starvation diet. Oh, that’s one always works but she kept 613 00:26:54,466 --> 00:26:55,199 always works but she kept passing out during charm 614 00:26:55,199 --> 00:26:57,700 passing out during charm school. so we mortgage the the 615 00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:59,633 school. so we mortgage the the trailer to for the liposuction. 616 00:26:59,633 --> 00:27:04,133 trailer to for the liposuction. How wise. Thank you and it 617 00:27:04,133 --> 00:27:07,299 How wise. Thank you and it doesn’t stop there. Oh joy to 618 00:27:07,299 --> 00:27:10,567 doesn’t stop there. Oh joy to you do you need to nude 619 00:27:10,567 --> 00:27:12,967 you do you need to nude pictures to become a model We 620 00:27:12,967 --> 00:27:14,667 pictures to become a model We couldn’t find a professional 621 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:15,534 couldn’t find a professional photographer. so we use the 622 00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:17,967 photographer. so we use the ones that Larry took through 623 00:27:17,967 --> 00:27:21,066 ones that Larry took through her window. Who’s creepy Larry 624 00:27:21,066 --> 00:27:26,133 her window. Who’s creepy Larry the town sheriff his hot boy. 625 00:27:26,133 --> 00:27:27,434 the town sheriff his hot boy. We’re getting our training in 626 00:27:27,434 --> 00:27:30,133 We’re getting our training in the art of seduction next week. 627 00:27:30,133 --> 00:27:31,333 the art of seduction next week. We’re hosting a French 628 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:32,967 We’re hosting a French cortisone we met at the truck 629 00:27:32,967 --> 00:27:36,534 cortisone we met at the truck stop. Are you sure she’s French 630 00:27:36,534 --> 00:27:38,099 stop. Are you sure she’s French creepy? Larry says she kisses 631 00:27:38,099 --> 00:27:40,834 creepy? Larry says she kisses French. Why does creepy Larry 632 00:27:40,834 --> 00:27:43,299 French. Why does creepy Larry keep getting elected sheriff 633 00:27:43,299 --> 00:27:45,866 keep getting elected sheriff because the other option is 634 00:27:45,866 --> 00:27:47,800 because the other option is meth had Jimmy God bless 635 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,099 meth had Jimmy God bless America. Oh well. good luck to 636 00:27:50,099 --> 00:27:51,399 America. Oh well. good luck to your daughter and where is the 637 00:27:51,399 --> 00:27:55,334 your daughter and where is the nearest down to Oklahoma City. 638 00:27:55,334 --> 00:27:58,867 nearest down to Oklahoma City. City Iowa, But like you we’re 639 00:27:58,867 --> 00:28:00,334 City Iowa, But like you we’re shipping her to New York City 640 00:28:00,334 --> 00:28:02,967 shipping her to New York City make sure to put enough air 641 00:28:02,967 --> 00:28:04,767 make sure to put enough air holes in the crate. Thanks for 642 00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:07,000 holes in the crate. Thanks for the tip after I murdered 643 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,900 the tip after I murdered Kimberly Gil Gil foil and my 644 00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:12,367 Kimberly Gil Gil foil and my daughter Mary’s Don Junior. 645 00:28:12,367 --> 00:28:16,500 daughter Mary’s Don Junior. What Oh well Hang out day you 646 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:19,067 What Oh well Hang out day you and me drinking wine doing 647 00:28:19,067 --> 00:28:21,134 and me drinking wine doing Christmas stuff. You know how I 648 00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:23,099 Christmas stuff. You know how I hate that and getting tattoos. 649 00:28:23,099 --> 00:28:25,467 hate that and getting tattoos. I don’t do tattoos. you will 650 00:28:25,467 --> 00:28:28,900 I don’t do tattoos. you will now. Friends. Oh great. Okay. 651 00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:31,567 now. Friends. Oh great. Okay. I’ll talk to you soon. Bye. Oh 652 00:28:31,567 --> 00:28:34,633 I’ll talk to you soon. Bye. Oh you’re from Trump Tower on I 653 00:28:34,633 --> 00:28:37,034 you’re from Trump Tower on I got it. okay. Alright. Whoo. Oh 654 00:28:37,034 --> 00:28:38,699 got it. okay. Alright. Whoo. Oh great. Now I have to wear two 655 00:28:38,699 --> 00:28:40,000 great. Now I have to wear two bulletproof vest. You know how 656 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 bulletproof vest. You know how hot those things are. It’s your 657 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:42,800 hot those things are. It’s your fault for taking the call you 658 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:46,033 fault for taking the call you took the call fake news. Okay. 659 00:28:46,033 --> 00:28:46,733 took the call fake news. Okay. we’ll be right back with 660 00:28:46,733 --> 00:28:49,566 we’ll be right back with exclusive gossip from our 4 661 00:28:49,566 --> 00:28:53,000 exclusive gossip from our 4 years in the White House. 662 00:29:17,499 --> 00:29:23,467 The key to my survival is you 663 00:29:23,467 --> 00:29:26,933 The key to my survival is you and if I put 664 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:26,999 and if I put on a 665 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:31,434 on a hard. You step right in 666 00:29:31,434 --> 00:29:35,167 on a hard. You step right in busted. Kept me thinking that 667 00:29:35,167 --> 00:29:41,099 busted. Kept me thinking that the key to my survival. 668 00:29:45,099 --> 00:29:49,134 Like to die, Promises brought 669 00:29:49,134 --> 00:29:53,167 Like to die, Promises brought into that it’s too much for me 670 00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:56,599 into that it’s too much for me you pull a chance. 671 00:29:56,866 --> 00:30:00,499 You step right in busted me. 672 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:02,699 You step right in busted me. What was the thing that the key 673 00:30:02,699 --> 00:30:08,099 What was the thing that the key to my you need? survival? 674 00:30:08,499 --> 00:30:12,099 Get my I knew you were callous 675 00:30:12,099 --> 00:30:14,634 Get my I knew you were callous and you could be crude that I 676 00:30:14,634 --> 00:30:16,999 and you could be crude that I see your crazy wanna messed up 677 00:30:16,999 --> 00:30:19,967 see your crazy wanna messed up too just in time. Before you 678 00:30:19,967 --> 00:30:23,967 too just in time. Before you take off, it’s mine. But 679 00:30:23,967 --> 00:30:26,599 take off, it’s mine. But there’s a piece of a sin. That 680 00:30:26,599 --> 00:30:32,000 there’s a piece of a sin. That you can never find it’s the of 681 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,299 you can never find it’s the of my survival to decide. 682 00:31:11,367 --> 00:31:17,366 Looking back we play by. Will 683 00:31:17,366 --> 00:31:21,467 Looking back we play by. Will be too tight, but 684 00:31:22,099 --> 00:31:24,099 There’s a piece of myself that 685 00:31:24,099 --> 00:31:26,299 There’s a piece of myself that you can never find I gave him 686 00:31:26,299 --> 00:31:28,734 you can never find I gave him my heart, but now I’ve changed 687 00:31:28,734 --> 00:31:31,199 my heart, but now I’ve changed my mind, people know I’m not 688 00:31:31,199 --> 00:31:34,066 my mind, people know I’m not the one to you better stand 689 00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:37,833 the one to you better stand beside it’s the of my survival. 690 00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:42,399 beside it’s the of my survival. I’m free to decide. 691 00:31:45,167 --> 00:31:48,634 I’m free to decide. 692 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:53,199 My survival. 693 00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:00,699 It’s my. 694 00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:07,966 My He’s not. 695 00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:17,599 To you step right in and you 696 00:32:17,599 --> 00:32:19,634 To you step right in and you busted on through what was I 697 00:32:19,634 --> 00:32:22,434 busted on through what was I thinking that the key to my 698 00:32:22,434 --> 00:32:25,799 thinking that the key to my survival was you? 699 00:32:31,599 --> 00:32:32,967 The hearing in addition to the 700 00:32:32,967 --> 00:32:34,299 The hearing in addition to the death penalty, the hearing 701 00:32:34,299 --> 00:32:35,699 death penalty, the hearing addressed the institution of 702 00:32:35,699 --> 00:32:38,033 addressed the institution of Peter’s legal representation. 703 00:32:38,033 --> 00:32:39,799 Peter’s legal representation. 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Weekend session as Republicans race to put Amy 746 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,133 Republicans race to put Amy Coney Barrett on the Supreme 747 00:34:04,133 --> 00:34:05,734 Coney Barrett on the Supreme Court and Cement a conservative 748 00:34:05,734 --> 00:34:07,833 Court and Cement a conservative majority before election day 749 00:34:07,833 --> 00:34:09,367 majority before election day despite Democratic efforts to 750 00:34:09,367 --> 00:34:11,599 despite Democratic efforts to stall President Trump’s nominee 751 00:34:11,599 --> 00:34:13,367 stall President Trump’s nominee Democrats use time-consuming 752 00:34:13,367 --> 00:34:15,499 Democrats use time-consuming procedural hurdles, including 753 00:34:15,499 --> 00:34:16,866 procedural hurdles, including forcing an unusual private 754 00:34:16,866 --> 00:34:17,699 forcing an unusual private session in the Senate. but the 755 00:34:17,699 --> 00:34:19,799 session in the Senate. but the party has no realistic chance 756 00:34:19,799 --> 00:34:21,199 party has no realistic chance of stopping barrett’s advance 757 00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:22,734 of stopping barrett’s advance in the Republican-controlled 758 00:34:22,734 --> 00:34:24,099 in the Republican-controlled Chamber Barrett, a federal 759 00:34:24,099 --> 00:34:25,433 Chamber Barrett, a federal appeals court judge, is 760 00:34:25,433 --> 00:34:26,699 appeals court judge, is expected to be confirmed on 761 00:34:26,699 --> 00:34:28,299 expected to be confirmed on Monday and quickly join the 762 00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:30,534 Monday and quickly join the Supreme Court. The United 763 00:34:30,534 --> 00:34:32,000 Supreme Court. The United States suicide rate fell 764 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,433 States suicide rate fell slightly in 2019, the first 765 00:34:34,433 --> 00:34:35,499 slightly in 2019, the first annual decline in more than a 766 00:34:35,499 --> 00:34:37,099 annual decline in more than a decade, according to a new 767 00:34:37,099 --> 00:34:38,699 decade, according to a new government study. It’s a small 768 00:34:38,699 --> 00:34:40,099 government study. It’s a small decrease and the data is 769 00:34:40,099 --> 00:34:41,299 decrease and the data is preliminary, but the decline is 770 00:34:41,299 --> 00:34:42,634 preliminary, but the decline is really exciting, according to 771 00:34:42,634 --> 00:34:44,234 really exciting, according to Doctor Christine m, the chief 772 00:34:44,234 --> 00:34:46,466 Doctor Christine m, the chief medical officer at the American 773 00:34:46,466 --> 00:34:48,099 medical officer at the American Foundation for Suicide 774 00:34:48,099 --> 00:34:49,634 Foundation for Suicide Prevention. The fall may be 775 00:34:49,634 --> 00:34:51,067 Prevention. The fall may be partly due to use of suicide 776 00:34:51,067 --> 00:34:52,066 partly due to use of suicide prevention efforts like 777 00:34:52,066 --> 00:34:53,500 prevention efforts like increasing mental health 778 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:54,999 increasing mental health screenings. Other factors like 779 00:34:54,999 --> 00:34:57,199 screenings. Other factors like the strong pre pandemic economy 780 00:34:57,199 --> 00:34:59,134 the strong pre pandemic economy may have also played. Role 781 00:34:59,134 --> 00:35:00,567 may have also played. Role experts, however, are not sure 782 00:35:00,567 --> 00:35:02,533 experts, however, are not sure how the Corona virus will 783 00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:04,499 how the Corona virus will influence this year’s suicide 784 00:35:04,499 --> 00:35:05,599 influence this year’s suicide numbers, though overall 785 00:35:05,599 --> 00:35:08,099 numbers, though overall American mortality is looking 786 00:35:08,099 --> 00:35:10,599 American mortality is looking far bleak, Alabama voters once 787 00:35:10,599 --> 00:35:11,299 far bleak, Alabama voters once again have the chance to remove 788 00:35:11,299 --> 00:35:13,600 again have the chance to remove the racist language of Jim Crow 789 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:14,899 the racist language of Jim Crow from the state’s constitution, 790 00:35:14,899 --> 00:35:16,534 from the state’s constitution, which was approved back in 1901 791 00:35:16,534 --> 00:35:18,967 which was approved back in 1901 to ensuring white supremacy as 792 00:35:18,967 --> 00:35:19,966 to ensuring white supremacy as state law courts have since 793 00:35:19,966 --> 00:35:22,566 state law courts have since struck down legalized 794 00:35:22,566 --> 00:35:23,299 struck down legalized segregation, but past attempts 795 00:35:23,299 --> 00:35:24,567 segregation, but past attempts to strip the offensive phrases 796 00:35:24,567 --> 00:35:26,234 to strip the offensive phrases have failed even though no 797 00:35:26,234 --> 00:35:27,499 have failed even though no organized opposition to the 798 00:35:27,499 --> 00:35:29,734 organized opposition to the measure. Emerged at this time, 799 00:35:29,734 --> 00:35:30,866 measure. 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Show.com 907 00:39:01,899 --> 00:39:03,467 Everyone this is music from 908 00:39:03,467 --> 00:39:05,234 Everyone this is music from Kathy Greer, also known as New 909 00:39:05,234 --> 00:39:07,667 Kathy Greer, also known as New York City Subway girl for the 910 00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:09,333 York City Subway girl for the many years busting in the 911 00:39:09,333 --> 00:39:10,767 many years busting in the subway she now lives in 912 00:39:10,767 --> 00:39:14,367 subway she now lives in Wisconsin Her new album is I’m 913 00:39:14,367 --> 00:39:16,967 Wisconsin Her new album is I’m all burned welcome back to the 914 00:39:16,967 --> 00:39:20,900 all burned welcome back to the Melania from Pep rally for 915 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:24,467 Melania from Pep rally for Biden. What PMI have question 916 00:39:24,467 --> 00:39:26,967 Biden. What PMI have question Oh my body. How did you get 917 00:39:26,967 --> 00:39:29,967 Oh my body. How did you get this number? Huh? I learned the 918 00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:33,533 this number? Huh? I learned the Skype. What do you? With face 919 00:39:33,533 --> 00:39:36,000 Skype. What do you? With face to touch you, Oh, that’s Steven 920 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:36,900 to touch you, Oh, that’s Steven Miller, just spray him in the 921 00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:39,433 Miller, just spray him in the face with water. There’s a 922 00:39:39,433 --> 00:39:40,933 face with water. There’s a bottle in every room Oh, I 923 00:39:40,933 --> 00:39:42,466 bottle in every room Oh, I wonder what those were for all 924 00:39:42,466 --> 00:39:44,133 wonder what those were for all the plants are here are dead. 925 00:39:44,133 --> 00:39:46,799 the plants are here are dead. Yeah. that’s Kellyanne when she 926 00:39:46,799 --> 00:39:49,033 Yeah. that’s Kellyanne when she enters a room, everything dies 927 00:39:49,033 --> 00:39:54,500 enters a room, everything dies uh okay. How do you solve any 928 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:55,967 uh okay. How do you solve any goblins riddle? Oh, that’s not 929 00:39:55,967 --> 00:39:57,533 goblins riddle? Oh, that’s not a a goblin. That’s Rudy 930 00:39:57,533 --> 00:40:00,133 a a goblin. That’s Rudy Giuliani. He’s only half goblin 931 00:40:00,133 --> 00:40:04,866 Giuliani. He’s only half goblin The answer is always 911. Okay. 932 00:40:04,866 --> 00:40:09,067 The answer is always 911. Okay. Oh, this place is magical I 933 00:40:09,067 --> 00:40:09,967 Oh, this place is magical I have a lunch with a giant in 10 934 00:40:09,967 --> 00:40:12,033 have a lunch with a giant in 10 minutes. That’s Mitch 935 00:40:12,033 --> 00:40:13,366 minutes. That’s Mitch McConnell. Oh, bring him 936 00:40:13,366 --> 00:40:16,900 McConnell. Oh, bring him lettuce. You’ll be fine. 937 00:40:17,033 --> 00:40:18,633 I already got him. I think I’m 938 00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:20,234 I already got him. I think I’m getting the hang of this White 939 00:40:20,234 --> 00:40:22,600 getting the hang of this White house. I’ve heard that before, 940 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:26,633 house. I’ve heard that before, okay ola I have to give back to 941 00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:29,467 okay ola I have to give back to the shop and uh excuse me. HM 942 00:40:29,467 --> 00:40:32,267 the shop and uh excuse me. HM but I can’t wait to get out of 943 00:40:32,267 --> 00:40:36,599 but I can’t wait to get out of the zoo but the last four. 944 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:09,567 The bought a beach house with 945 00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:11,734 The bought a beach house with that and that doctor fie 946 00:41:11,734 --> 00:41:13,133 that and that doctor fie figured out the only way to get 947 00:41:13,133 --> 00:41:14,733 figured out the only way to get Donald to wash his hands. Add 948 00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:17,400 Donald to wash his hands. Add soap to KFC gravy and remember 949 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,667 soap to KFC gravy and remember after Mike Pence’s donation 950 00:41:18,667 --> 00:41:20,133 after Mike Pence’s donation that Joe hosting didn’t cure 951 00:41:20,133 --> 00:41:22,367 that Joe hosting didn’t cure Corona he converted to 952 00:41:22,367 --> 00:41:23,799 Corona he converted to Catholicism and erected a 953 00:41:23,799 --> 00:41:26,533 Catholicism and erected a shrine to the patron saint of 954 00:41:26,533 --> 00:41:27,867 shrine to the patron saint of Contagious diseases. Come no 955 00:41:27,867 --> 00:41:29,767 Contagious diseases. Come no Donald. He’s the coronavirus 956 00:41:29,767 --> 00:41:31,767 Donald. He’s the coronavirus super spreader and I laugh so 957 00:41:31,767 --> 00:41:33,634 super spreader and I laugh so hard when CC Categorized 958 00:41:33,634 --> 00:41:35,401 hard when CC Categorized Kellyanne Conway as a level 959 00:41:35,401 --> 00:41:36,934 Kellyanne Conway as a level four biohazard she act like 960 00:41:36,934 --> 00:41:38,900 four biohazard she act like seriously. Lannister when they 961 00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:40,500 seriously. Lannister when they locked up in bunker seventy 962 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:41,434 locked up in bunker seventy feet under the White House, but 963 00:41:41,434 --> 00:41:43,433 feet under the White House, but I’m happy to say that my rose 964 00:41:43,433 --> 00:41:46,866 I’m happy to say that my rose garden stopped dying and I 965 00:41:46,866 --> 00:41:47,634 garden stopped dying and I wonder what that problem was 966 00:41:47,634 --> 00:41:49,700 wonder what that problem was Hey remember when Mike Pence 967 00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,400 Hey remember when Mike Pence heard that Rand Paul got the 968 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,567 heard that Rand Paul got the Corona so to appease his new 969 00:41:53,567 --> 00:41:55,200 Corona so to appease his new Catholic overlords, he doubts 970 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:55,967 Catholic overlords, he doubts that rainbow flag and purell 971 00:41:55,967 --> 00:41:58,800 that rainbow flag and purell and lied a blaze. This 972 00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,899 and lied a blaze. This quarantine has been been great 973 00:41:59,899 --> 00:42:02,133 quarantine has been been great for social distancing and not 974 00:42:02,133 --> 00:42:03,667 for social distancing and not working has helped ordinary 975 00:42:03,667 --> 00:42:05,633 working has helped ordinary Americans experience how I 976 00:42:05,633 --> 00:42:07,567 Americans experience how I live. Oh and remember when. 977 00:42:07,567 --> 00:42:09,334 live. Oh and remember when. Catholicism didn’t work to cure 978 00:42:09,334 --> 00:42:11,400 Catholicism didn’t work to cure the Corona so Mike Pence turned 979 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,900 the Corona so Mike Pence turned to Santa He was wondering 980 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:14,999 to Santa He was wondering around wearing white robes and 981 00:42:14,999 --> 00:42:16,733 around wearing white robes and speaking in tongues. That’s why 982 00:42:16,733 --> 00:42:18,400 speaking in tongues. That’s why I get to double lock on my 983 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,533 I get to double lock on my door. Oh, and then Mike Pence 984 00:42:20,533 --> 00:42:22,967 door. Oh, and then Mike Pence was in full Santa mode and he 985 00:42:22,967 --> 00:42:23,800 was in full Santa mode and he sacrificed a live chicken in 986 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,233 sacrificed a live chicken in the Oval Office and his wife 987 00:42:25,233 --> 00:42:27,634 the Oval Office and his wife had to clean up the fluids 988 00:42:27,634 --> 00:42:29,867 had to clean up the fluids again. Uh my favorite was Mitch 989 00:42:29,867 --> 00:42:31,433 again. Uh my favorite was Mitch McConnell. He fell on his shell 990 00:42:31,433 --> 00:42:32,900 McConnell. He fell on his shell on the White House lawn, but 991 00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:35,200 on the White House lawn, but because of social distancing, 992 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,600 because of social distancing, no one could get close enough 993 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,999 no one could get close enough to flip him and remember. His 994 00:42:38,999 --> 00:42:41,434 to flip him and remember. His bird sacrifice when Mike Pence 995 00:42:41,434 --> 00:42:43,100 bird sacrifice when Mike Pence tested negative for Corona but 996 00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:44,633 tested negative for Corona but positive for the bird flu he 997 00:42:44,633 --> 00:42:46,900 positive for the bird flu he had to quarantine in the White 998 00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:48,433 had to quarantine in the White House Chicken coop. Yes, during 999 00:42:48,433 --> 00:42:50,433 House Chicken coop. Yes, during the Pence bird flu in the White 1000 00:42:50,433 --> 00:42:52,267 the Pence bird flu in the White House, I hi to my cryogenic 1001 00:42:52,267 --> 00:42:54,467 House, I hi to my cryogenic pod, which I didn’t realize was 1002 00:42:54,467 --> 00:42:55,167 pod, which I didn’t realize was the same as the White House 1003 00:42:55,167 --> 00:42:56,900 the same as the White House freezer I wish I would have 1004 00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:58,433 freezer I wish I would have done that before I got the 1005 00:42:58,433 --> 00:43:00,099 done that before I got the Corona Yeah and then Mike Pence 1006 00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:01,633 Corona Yeah and then Mike Pence converted to a pentecostal 1007 00:43:01,633 --> 00:43:04,133 converted to a pentecostal snake handler. he believed that 1008 00:43:04,133 --> 00:43:07,133 snake handler. he believed that sneaky bird so Christian snake 1009 00:43:07,133 --> 00:43:08,599 sneaky bird so Christian snake Must-see bird flew during my 1010 00:43:08,599 --> 00:43:10,066 Must-see bird flew during my April sex appointment, McDonald 1011 00:43:10,066 --> 00:43:12,433 April sex appointment, McDonald say it’s impossible to give. 1012 00:43:12,433 --> 00:43:14,267 say it’s impossible to give. 30000 ventilators because 1013 00:43:14,267 --> 00:43:15,433 30000 ventilators because numbers more than my fingers 1014 00:43:15,433 --> 00:43:17,634 numbers more than my fingers and toes do not exist. Oh, and 1015 00:43:17,634 --> 00:43:18,233 and toes do not exist. Oh, and then remember with Mike Pence, 1016 00:43:18,233 --> 00:43:20,099 then remember with Mike Pence, Snake took over the White House 1017 00:43:20,099 --> 00:43:21,899 Snake took over the White House grounds and finally took it 1018 00:43:21,899 --> 00:43:23,800 grounds and finally took it seriously once they ate his TV 1019 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,599 seriously once they ate his TV remote to kill them. Pence 1020 00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:27,300 remote to kill them. Pence released a pack of wild man 1021 00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:29,566 released a pack of wild man Gooses Donald was too busy to 1022 00:43:29,566 --> 00:43:31,134 Gooses Donald was too busy to notice. He was tweeting so much 1023 00:43:31,134 --> 00:43:32,500 notice. He was tweeting so much we afraid that his phone could 1024 00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:34,333 we afraid that his phone could be contaminated so we hired 1025 00:43:34,333 --> 00:43:36,566 be contaminated so we hired back hope of the Hicks every 30 1026 00:43:36,566 --> 00:43:37,967 back hope of the Hicks every 30 minutes she leans over to 1027 00:43:37,967 --> 00:43:39,200 minutes she leans over to hypnotize Donald with her 1028 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,767 hypnotize Donald with her cleavage so that doctor fie can 1029 00:43:40,767 --> 00:43:43,399 cleavage so that doctor fie can sanitize it. Well, until she 1030 00:43:43,399 --> 00:43:44,567 sanitize it. Well, until she gave him coveted and then the 1031 00:43:44,567 --> 00:43:45,699 gave him coveted and then the man gooses took over the West 1032 00:43:45,699 --> 00:43:47,467 man gooses took over the West wing and figured out how to pay 1033 00:43:47,467 --> 00:43:49,567 wing and figured out how to pay for Medicare for all McConnell 1034 00:43:49,567 --> 00:43:51,300 for Medicare for all McConnell was furious course, then I 1035 00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:53,299 was furious course, then I killed the Alpha and became 1036 00:43:53,299 --> 00:43:56,133 killed the Alpha and became their leader. Oh, god, I hate 1037 00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:58,467 their leader. Oh, god, I hate those things and they don’t do 1038 00:43:58,467 --> 00:43:59,100 those things and they don’t do anything for me, then my 1039 00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:00,633 anything for me, then my parents felt so bad for his 1040 00:44:00,633 --> 00:44:03,300 parents felt so bad for his Corona failures that he became 1041 00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:04,633 Corona failures that he became a every night he got whipped by 1042 00:44:04,633 --> 00:44:06,600 a every night he got whipped by giant men in the JFK Memorial 1043 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,333 giant men in the JFK Memorial Bondage Room. I heard him 1044 00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:09,699 Bondage Room. I heard him through the air Ducks. Oh, I 1045 00:44:09,699 --> 00:44:11,900 through the air Ducks. Oh, I also heard after Jared Kushner 1046 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:12,800 also heard after Jared Kushner reminded Americans that you 1047 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,067 reminded Americans that you need to elect leaders who can 1048 00:44:15,067 --> 00:44:16,467 need to elect leaders who can handle a crisis. He was then 1049 00:44:16,467 --> 00:44:20,000 handle a crisis. He was then prop staying spanked by Donald 1050 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:20,734 prop staying spanked by Donald Mitch McConnell and Devin Nunes 1051 00:44:20,734 --> 00:44:23,034 Mitch McConnell and Devin Nunes for pointing out his flaws and 1052 00:44:23,034 --> 00:44:24,533 for pointing out his flaws and then Mike Pence’s time as a 1053 00:44:24,533 --> 00:44:25,834 then Mike Pence’s time as a fraudulent came to a curious 1054 00:44:25,834 --> 00:44:27,000 fraudulent came to a curious end, He was so impressed by the 1055 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,067 end, He was so impressed by the quality. Of the chair, he was 1056 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:31,699 quality. Of the chair, he was bent over he became a shaker uh 1057 00:44:31,699 --> 00:44:32,233 bent over he became a shaker uh he’s still in his room, 1058 00:44:32,233 --> 00:44:34,434 he’s still in his room, handcrafting furniture and not 1059 00:44:34,434 --> 00:44:36,000 handcrafting furniture and not having sex with his wife. 1060 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,501 having sex with his wife. That’s true. wait. Why don’t 1061 00:44:37,501 --> 00:44:39,501 That’s true. wait. Why don’t you so obsessed with Mike 1062 00:44:39,501 --> 00:44:40,933 you so obsessed with Mike Pence? What are you kidding? 1063 00:44:40,933 --> 00:44:42,499 Pence? What are you kidding? Did you hear those stories? II 1064 00:44:42,499 --> 00:44:45,499 Did you hear those stories? II can’t stop watching The man is 1065 00:44:45,499 --> 00:44:47,700 can’t stop watching The man is fascinating. Alright. we’ll be 1066 00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:48,967 fascinating. Alright. we’ll be back with comedian Carmen niche 1067 00:44:48,967 --> 00:44:50,599 back with comedian Carmen niche after this break and some more 1068 00:44:50,599 --> 00:44:52,334 after this break and some more music correct forms of Donald 1069 00:44:52,334 --> 00:44:54,534 music correct forms of Donald Trump’s fragrance empire a new 1070 00:44:54,534 --> 00:44:57,000 Trump’s fragrance empire a new scent stimulus by Mitch 1071 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,267 scent stimulus by Mitch McConnell. So subtle, it 1072 00:45:01,267 --> 00:45:04,699 McConnell. So subtle, it doesn’t exist. 1073 00:45:09,866 --> 00:45:11,366 Good afternoon and welcome to 1074 00:45:11,366 --> 00:45:13,366 Good afternoon and welcome to the Chicago Theater report. We 1075 00:45:13,366 --> 00:45:15,067 the Chicago Theater report. We have an abbreviated report this 1076 00:45:15,067 --> 00:45:16,366 have an abbreviated report this week, so there is no wine 1077 00:45:16,366 --> 00:45:18,066 week, so there is no wine recommendation, though I do 1078 00:45:18,066 --> 00:45:19,400 recommendation, though I do have plenty of bottles in my 1079 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,599 have plenty of bottles in my seller for upcoming reports. 1080 00:45:21,599 --> 00:45:22,999 seller for upcoming reports. Stay tuned The second act 1081 00:45:22,999 --> 00:45:24,599 Stay tuned The second act players will premiere sixty is 1082 00:45:24,599 --> 00:45:26,999 players will premiere sixty is the new 48 short plays done 1083 00:45:26,999 --> 00:45:28,599 the new 48 short plays done over two weekends, then look at 1084 00:45:28,599 --> 00:45:30,399 over two weekends, then look at non stereotypical ways that 1085 00:45:30,399 --> 00:45:31,734 non stereotypical ways that people are reinventing 1086 00:45:31,734 --> 00:45:33,333 people are reinventing themselves in their golden 1087 00:45:33,333 --> 00:45:34,934 themselves in their golden years. Foreplay will be 1088 00:45:34,934 --> 00:45:36,600 years. Foreplay will be performed online, November 13th 1089 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,099 performed online, November 13th and again on November 14th, 7 1090 00:45:38,099 --> 00:45:40,999 and again on November 14th, 7 PM each. For other players, 1091 00:45:40,999 --> 00:45:42,334 PM each. For other players, we’ve performed online November 1092 00:45:42,334 --> 00:45:44,999 we’ve performed online November 20th and again on November 21st 1093 00:45:44,999 --> 00:45:47,400 20th and again on November 21st also at 7 PM a ticket to see 1094 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,999 also at 7 PM a ticket to see four employees on one night is 1095 00:45:48,999 --> 00:45:51,433 four employees on one night is just $10 or get a two weekend 1096 00:45:51,433 --> 00:45:53,900 just $10 or get a two weekend pass to see all eight shows for 1097 00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:56,433 pass to see all eight shows for only $15 tickets for individual 1098 00:45:56,433 --> 00:45:57,099 only $15 tickets for individual evenings will go on sale 1099 00:45:57,099 --> 00:45:59,466 evenings will go on sale October 1st. Visit Second Act 1100 00:45:59,466 --> 00:46:00,599 October 1st. Visit Second Act players.com for tickets and 1101 00:46:00,599 --> 00:46:03,034 players.com for tickets and more information this week 1102 00:46:03,034 --> 00:46:04,433 more information this week Invictus Theater Company 1103 00:46:04,433 --> 00:46:06,734 Invictus Theater Company debuted its fall production of 1104 00:46:06,734 --> 00:46:07,767 debuted its fall production of night Mother. The play focuses 1105 00:46:07,767 --> 00:46:10,466 night Mother. The play focuses on an. Conversation between 1106 00:46:10,466 --> 00:46:12,599 on an. Conversation between Jessie and her mother, Thelma 1107 00:46:12,599 --> 00:46:14,099 Jessie and her mother, Thelma Jesse, is depressed and tired 1108 00:46:14,099 --> 00:46:15,734 Jesse, is depressed and tired of life and has decided to end 1109 00:46:15,734 --> 00:46:17,299 of life and has decided to end hers. She spends the evening 1110 00:46:17,299 --> 00:46:18,699 hers. She spends the evening telling Thelma of her plans. 1111 00:46:18,699 --> 00:46:20,966 telling Thelma of her plans. She also describes Thelma the 1112 00:46:20,966 --> 00:46:22,399 She also describes Thelma the various tasks that Thelma will 1113 00:46:22,399 --> 00:46:24,501 various tasks that Thelma will need to complete after Jesse is 1114 00:46:24,501 --> 00:46:26,500 need to complete after Jesse is dead. Tasha Hilton Hunter and 1115 00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:29,167 dead. Tasha Hilton Hunter and Courtney Gardner offer 1116 00:46:29,167 --> 00:46:30,599 Courtney Gardner offer devastating performances in 1117 00:46:30,599 --> 00:46:31,899 devastating performances in this zoom production. Each 1118 00:46:31,899 --> 00:46:34,299 this zoom production. Each woman embodies her role without 1119 00:46:34,299 --> 00:46:36,299 woman embodies her role without giving way to success. Gardner 1120 00:46:36,299 --> 00:46:37,267 giving way to success. Gardner is particularly effective in 1121 00:46:37,267 --> 00:46:39,834 is particularly effective in her pet. Of Jesse, a woman who 1122 00:46:39,834 --> 00:46:41,234 her pet. Of Jesse, a woman who is simply tired of the struggle 1123 00:46:41,234 --> 00:46:43,734 is simply tired of the struggle of living and who concludes 1124 00:46:43,734 --> 00:46:46,033 of living and who concludes that ending her life, is 1125 00:46:46,033 --> 00:46:46,834 that ending her life, is preferable. Shelton Hunter is 1126 00:46:46,834 --> 00:46:48,467 preferable. Shelton Hunter is also superb in her role of a 1127 00:46:48,467 --> 00:46:50,366 also superb in her role of a mother who has held her 1128 00:46:50,366 --> 00:46:51,599 mother who has held her daughter and perhaps everyone 1129 00:46:51,599 --> 00:46:54,434 daughter and perhaps everyone else in her life at arms length 1130 00:46:54,434 --> 00:46:55,534 else in her life at arms length The rest of the audience was 1131 00:46:55,534 --> 00:46:58,366 The rest of the audience was left wondering if this was a 1132 00:46:58,366 --> 00:47:01,299 left wondering if this was a final test by Jesse to see if 1133 00:47:01,299 --> 00:47:03,634 final test by Jesse to see if her mother was capable of 1134 00:47:03,634 --> 00:47:04,999 her mother was capable of escaping her festivity and 1135 00:47:04,999 --> 00:47:06,199 escaping her festivity and moving forward taking real 1136 00:47:06,199 --> 00:47:08,866 moving forward taking real action to prevent. Something 1137 00:47:08,866 --> 00:47:10,699 action to prevent. Something that she claims she didn’t want 1138 00:47:10,699 --> 00:47:12,900 that she claims she didn’t want to happen. This is a remarkable 1139 00:47:12,900 --> 00:47:13,700 to happen. This is a remarkable production. It is certainly 1140 00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:15,966 production. It is certainly highly recommended. I couldn’t 1141 00:47:15,966 --> 00:47:17,400 highly recommended. I couldn’t recommend it anymore and it’s 1142 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,499 recommend it anymore and it’s it’s a wonderful value if you 1143 00:47:19,499 --> 00:47:20,199 it’s a wonderful value if you plan to spend an evening at 1144 00:47:20,199 --> 00:47:22,499 plan to spend an evening at home, watching some really 1145 00:47:22,499 --> 00:47:23,466 home, watching some really excellent and innovative 1146 00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:24,999 excellent and innovative theater, the director and the 1147 00:47:24,999 --> 00:47:25,699 theater, the director and the production crew really do 1148 00:47:25,699 --> 00:47:27,967 production crew really do deserve credit for creating a 1149 00:47:27,967 --> 00:47:28,934 deserve credit for creating a play that could not be 1150 00:47:28,934 --> 00:47:30,799 play that could not be performed on a stage due to our 1151 00:47:30,799 --> 00:47:32,000 performed on a stage due to our current circumstances, the 1152 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,433 current circumstances, the visual effects the sets are 1153 00:47:33,433 --> 00:47:34,867 visual effects the sets are well constructed and they 1154 00:47:34,867 --> 00:47:36,399 well constructed and they create a believable and 1155 00:47:36,399 --> 00:47:39,099 create a believable and accessible. Canvas on which a 1156 00:47:39,099 --> 00:47:41,099 accessible. Canvas on which a very powerful story can be told 1157 00:47:41,099 --> 00:47:42,699 very powerful story can be told uh again I strongly recommend 1158 00:47:42,699 --> 00:47:44,000 uh again I strongly recommend the show tickets can be 1159 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,567 the show tickets can be purchased online at Invictus 1160 00:47:46,567 --> 00:47:48,099 purchased online at Invictus Theater Company and the show 1161 00:47:48,099 --> 00:47:49,567 Theater Company and the show will be running through 1162 00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:50,867 will be running through November 8. Uh also there will 1163 00:47:50,867 --> 00:47:52,199 November 8. Uh also there will be an under study performance 1164 00:47:52,199 --> 00:47:54,734 be an under study performance on Wednesday, November 4th at 7 1165 00:47:54,734 --> 00:47:56,066 on Wednesday, November 4th at 7 PM as well. That’s it for this 1166 00:47:56,066 --> 00:47:59,399 PM as well. That’s it for this week. 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Follow us on Twitter, Facebook 1183 00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:56,567 Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram at farm forward. 1184 00:49:56,567 --> 00:49:57,200 and Instagram at farm forward. Hey everybody. Thanks for 1185 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,699 Hey everybody. Thanks for joining us on open Road radio. 1186 00:49:59,699 --> 00:50:03,567 joining us on open Road radio. On WCG Radio 15:90 AM and 95.9 1187 00:50:03,567 --> 00:50:06,633 On WCG Radio 15:90 AM and 95.9 FM. 1188 00:50:09,967 --> 00:50:11,833 Great. And that was music from 1189 00:50:11,833 --> 00:50:15,867 Great. And that was music from Mark and Vince Pasta and our 1190 00:50:15,867 --> 00:50:17,334 Mark and Vince Pasta and our next guest has been on the 1191 00:50:17,334 --> 00:50:18,000 next guest has been on the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon 1192 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,733 tonight show with Jimmy Fallon and he’s the co-creator of the 1193 00:50:20,733 --> 00:50:23,099 and he’s the co-creator of the human scent Pod podcast. He’s a 1194 00:50:23,099 --> 00:50:24,533 human scent Pod podcast. He’s a track from her new album, 1195 00:50:24,533 --> 00:50:25,934 track from her new album, vertically obese. Let’s give a 1196 00:50:25,934 --> 00:50:29,899 vertically obese. Let’s give a listen to Lynch my boyfriend 1197 00:50:29,899 --> 00:50:30,900 listen to Lynch my boyfriend snores who snores a lot. I 1198 00:50:30,900 --> 00:50:31,966 snores who snores a lot. I don’t know what you’re supposed 1199 00:50:31,966 --> 00:50:33,367 don’t know what you’re supposed to do when they snore. I think 1200 00:50:33,367 --> 00:50:35,334 to do when they snore. I think you’re supposed to roll over my 1201 00:50:35,334 --> 00:50:41,934 you’re supposed to roll over my back off the bed and. Down the 1202 00:50:41,934 --> 00:50:45,567 back off the bed and. Down the stairs and into traffic. 1203 00:50:46,467 --> 00:50:49,200 Cody So loud I bought a sound 1204 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,000 Cody So loud I bought a sound machine to uh to play you know 1205 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,499 machine to uh to play you know while he’s snoring to sound it 1206 00:50:53,499 --> 00:50:55,933 while he’s snoring to sound it out, but it’s a rain forest 1207 00:50:55,933 --> 00:50:57,467 out, but it’s a rain forest sound machine so now the 1208 00:50:57,467 --> 00:50:59,434 sound machine so now the bedrooms sounds like a rain 1209 00:50:59,434 --> 00:51:01,633 bedrooms sounds like a rain forest and there’s a tiger next 1210 00:51:01,633 --> 00:51:04,799 forest and there’s a tiger next to me. 1211 00:51:04,999 --> 00:51:08,033 It’s way worse, I’m gonna the 1212 00:51:08,033 --> 00:51:11,499 It’s way worse, I’m gonna the bed. I know I am. One night, I 1213 00:51:11,499 --> 00:51:12,199 bed. I know I am. One night, I won’t wake up, I’ll think 1214 00:51:12,199 --> 00:51:16,199 won’t wake up, I’ll think there’s a tiger next to me off 1215 00:51:16,199 --> 00:51:18,233 there’s a tiger next to me off the bed and then it’ll smell 1216 00:51:18,233 --> 00:51:22,467 the bed and then it’ll smell like a rain forest too. 1217 00:51:23,034 --> 00:51:25,734 Alright, Carmen Thank you for 1218 00:51:25,734 --> 00:51:27,633 Alright, Carmen Thank you for being here. Hi. thanks for 1219 00:51:27,633 --> 00:51:29,967 being here. Hi. thanks for having me Melania Well, we 1220 00:51:29,967 --> 00:51:31,667 having me Melania Well, we always like to ask all of our 1221 00:51:31,667 --> 00:51:34,066 always like to ask all of our guests. How does my Donald 1222 00:51:34,066 --> 00:51:35,800 guests. How does my Donald helping you right now? He’s not 1223 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,867 helping you right now? He’s not helping me at all. You know 1224 00:51:37,867 --> 00:51:39,800 helping me at all. You know he’s gonna leave soon. I hope 1225 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:41,334 he’s gonna leave soon. I hope you know are you gonna divorce 1226 00:51:41,334 --> 00:51:43,499 you know are you gonna divorce him when he leaves well. The 1227 00:51:43,499 --> 00:51:45,599 him when he leaves well. The deal is that he will then go 1228 00:51:45,599 --> 00:51:46,999 deal is that he will then go back to he has to go to a 1229 00:51:46,999 --> 00:51:47,800 back to he has to go to a country without an extradition 1230 00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,833 country without an extradition treaty and I go back to Trump 1231 00:51:49,833 --> 00:51:51,334 treaty and I go back to Trump Tower and I close the door 1232 00:51:51,334 --> 00:51:54,367 Tower and I close the door forever. uh good for you. So if 1233 00:51:54,367 --> 00:51:56,866 forever. uh good for you. So if so many questions for you well 1234 00:51:56,866 --> 00:51:57,699 so many questions for you well first, we want to make sure 1235 00:51:57,699 --> 00:51:59,033 first, we want to make sure everyone knows all about your 1236 00:51:59,033 --> 00:52:01,800 everyone knows all about your album and I had a curious, you 1237 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:02,867 album and I had a curious, you know as you know the day with 1238 00:52:02,867 --> 00:52:04,667 know as you know the day with Amy Barrett and Rose Garden was 1239 00:52:04,667 --> 00:52:06,600 Amy Barrett and Rose Garden was a super spreader event. so how 1240 00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,899 a super spreader event. so how many people did you poison when 1241 00:52:08,899 --> 00:52:09,900 many people did you poison when you’ve recorded your album? I 1242 00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:11,933 you’ve recorded your album? I just poison people with love. 1243 00:52:11,933 --> 00:52:13,534 just poison people with love. Okay. I don’t poison people 1244 00:52:13,534 --> 00:52:16,133 Okay. I don’t poison people with viruses. I’m very careful. 1245 00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:18,466 with viruses. I’m very careful. I’m also six feet tall, so no 1246 00:52:18,466 --> 00:52:20,400 I’m also six feet tall, so no one breathes around me cuz all 1247 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:21,700 one breathes around me cuz all my friends are short. Oh, 1248 00:52:21,700 --> 00:52:24,000 my friends are short. Oh, that’s a good. Strategy. Oh, 1249 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:24,934 that’s a good. Strategy. Oh, that’s that’s a good strategy. 1250 00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:26,467 that’s that’s a good strategy. Um that’s why I wear this 1251 00:52:26,467 --> 00:52:27,500 Um that’s why I wear this stiletto so I can just go look 1252 00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:28,367 stiletto so I can just go look over everyone and also look 1253 00:52:28,367 --> 00:52:29,700 over everyone and also look down at them. That’s important 1254 00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:32,434 down at them. That’s important thing and anyway, podcast right 1255 00:52:32,434 --> 00:52:34,500 thing and anyway, podcast right to tell us about the podcast 1256 00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:35,300 to tell us about the podcast the human Center. I’m sure 1257 00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:37,633 the human Center. I’m sure you’ve seen that movie, many 1258 00:52:37,633 --> 00:52:39,034 you’ve seen that movie, many times or Donald has probably 1259 00:52:39,034 --> 00:52:40,433 times or Donald has probably seen the human centipede 1260 00:52:40,433 --> 00:52:42,933 seen the human centipede anyway. It’s with me and my 1261 00:52:42,933 --> 00:52:44,499 anyway. It’s with me and my boyfriend and we talk about 1262 00:52:44,499 --> 00:52:46,733 boyfriend and we talk about people like you and Donald and 1263 00:52:46,733 --> 00:52:48,434 people like you and Donald and we talk about relationships 1264 00:52:48,434 --> 00:52:50,667 we talk about relationships that work and people that 1265 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:51,367 that work and people that actually love each other. 1266 00:52:51,367 --> 00:52:53,033 actually love each other. That’s so fascinating you know. 1267 00:52:53,033 --> 00:52:55,900 That’s so fascinating you know. To it and I that episode where 1268 00:52:55,900 --> 00:52:57,899 To it and I that episode where you did the mark Hamill 1269 00:52:57,899 --> 00:52:59,566 you did the mark Hamill voicemail yeah and you made 1270 00:52:59,566 --> 00:53:01,299 voicemail yeah and you made mark looks like a good person. 1271 00:53:01,299 --> 00:53:02,867 mark looks like a good person. so I wonder maybe I could leave 1272 00:53:02,867 --> 00:53:04,534 so I wonder maybe I could leave you a voicemail and then you 1273 00:53:04,534 --> 00:53:06,567 you a voicemail and then you can tell what a good person. 1274 00:53:06,567 --> 00:53:08,334 can tell what a good person. Melania is. Yeah if you take 1275 00:53:08,334 --> 00:53:10,534 Melania is. Yeah if you take the kids out of the cages, I 1276 00:53:10,534 --> 00:53:12,767 the kids out of the cages, I will how about that. um I would 1277 00:53:12,767 --> 00:53:13,800 will how about that. um I would consider it. We will we will 1278 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:14,767 consider it. We will we will see but I can’t do anything 1279 00:53:14,767 --> 00:53:16,867 see but I can’t do anything about it. Carmen it just it 1280 00:53:16,867 --> 00:53:18,800 about it. Carmen it just it goes it. It does what doesn’t 1281 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,633 goes it. It does what doesn’t and I mostly care about getting 1282 00:53:20,633 --> 00:53:22,000 and I mostly care about getting into my own golden cage in 1283 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,333 into my own golden cage in tower Well, you are. Okay, I 1284 00:53:25,333 --> 00:53:26,899 tower Well, you are. Okay, I understand as long as Baron 1285 00:53:26,899 --> 00:53:28,467 understand as long as Baron isn’t in the cage, Where is 1286 00:53:28,467 --> 00:53:29,866 isn’t in the cage, Where is Baron anyway, uh good question. 1287 00:53:29,866 --> 00:53:32,534 Baron anyway, uh good question. Um I’ll have my assistant get 1288 00:53:32,534 --> 00:53:35,167 Um I’ll have my assistant get wet Um now you have a Patreon 1289 00:53:35,167 --> 00:53:37,467 wet Um now you have a Patreon for your podcast right? Yes is 1290 00:53:37,467 --> 00:53:40,133 for your podcast right? Yes is that where you put your private 1291 00:53:40,133 --> 00:53:41,900 that where you put your private nude pictures Wait don’t 1292 00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:44,133 nude pictures Wait don’t confuse me with you. Melania 1293 00:53:44,133 --> 00:53:46,099 confuse me with you. Melania Okay, first of all if it will 1294 00:53:46,099 --> 00:53:48,633 Okay, first of all if it will help our Patreon, I will post 1295 00:53:48,633 --> 00:53:50,933 help our Patreon, I will post newbies of you well. I don’t do 1296 00:53:50,933 --> 00:53:53,800 newbies of you well. I don’t do that okay, but will you give us 1297 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,534 that okay, but will you give us money? Um yes, I would I. Cuz 1298 00:53:55,534 --> 00:53:56,634 money? Um yes, I would I. Cuz you know what you are 1299 00:53:56,634 --> 00:53:58,066 you know what you are supporting um Donald to get out 1300 00:53:58,066 --> 00:53:59,134 supporting um Donald to get out of the White House, which 1301 00:53:59,134 --> 00:54:01,400 of the White House, which supports me and so therefore I 1302 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,700 supports me and so therefore I support you. Oh yay and you’re 1303 00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:04,999 support you. Oh yay and you’re a model right cuz I wanna be a 1304 00:54:04,999 --> 00:54:07,234 a model right cuz I wanna be a model. Is it too late. I’m six 1305 00:54:07,234 --> 00:54:07,933 model. Is it too late. I’m six feet tall too, and we’re both 1306 00:54:07,933 --> 00:54:11,067 feet tall too, and we’re both wearing white today. so yes for 1307 00:54:11,067 --> 00:54:14,133 wearing white today. so yes for innocence, yes um please you 1308 00:54:14,133 --> 00:54:15,067 innocence, yes um please you can do it. You can anyone can 1309 00:54:15,067 --> 00:54:16,633 can do it. You can anyone can be the model you just have to 1310 00:54:16,633 --> 00:54:17,800 be the model you just have to be willing to stand in front of 1311 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,967 be willing to stand in front of the photo and then get on this 1312 00:54:18,967 --> 00:54:20,567 the photo and then get on this after for photographer, so you 1313 00:54:20,567 --> 00:54:22,767 after for photographer, so you should be if you’re willing to 1314 00:54:22,767 --> 00:54:23,533 should be if you’re willing to do that. you’ll be fine. Wow 1315 00:54:23,533 --> 00:54:27,367 do that. you’ll be fine. Wow you just shared. 1316 00:55:00,466 --> 00:55:03,900 One I had a hectic schedule 1317 00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:05,633 One I had a hectic schedule statement two, the candidate 1318 00:55:05,633 --> 00:55:08,000 statement two, the candidate wrote a a tweet years ago, 1319 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,534 wrote a a tweet years ago, which disturbed me. So I’m 1320 00:55:11,534 --> 00:55:12,600 which disturbed me. So I’m picking oh go ahead. One of 1321 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,933 picking oh go ahead. One of those is real and one of those 1322 00:55:14,933 --> 00:55:18,433 those is real and one of those is fake The first one is fake. 1323 00:55:18,433 --> 00:55:20,099 is fake The first one is fake. The second one is real 1324 00:55:20,099 --> 00:55:22,534 The second one is real incorrect One two have a hectic 1325 00:55:22,534 --> 00:55:25,033 incorrect One two have a hectic schedule was correct and uh the 1326 00:55:25,033 --> 00:55:27,499 schedule was correct and uh the 14 years ago. Tweet we made up 1327 00:55:27,499 --> 00:55:28,099 14 years ago. Tweet we made up what the hey who what 1328 00:55:28,099 --> 00:55:29,700 what the hey who what millennial has millennial has a 1329 00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:30,534 millennial has millennial has a hectic schedule, they’re 1330 00:55:30,534 --> 00:55:31,267 hectic schedule, they’re unemployed and they live with 1331 00:55:31,267 --> 00:55:33,033 unemployed and they live with their parents well to them. a 1332 00:55:33,033 --> 00:55:36,066 their parents well to them. a hectic schedule is uh you know 1333 00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:39,534 hectic schedule is uh you know home drinking beer. okay and 1334 00:55:39,534 --> 00:55:40,633 home drinking beer. okay and posting on Instagram and then 1335 00:55:40,633 --> 00:55:42,000 posting on Instagram and then going to therapy and then 1336 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,366 going to therapy and then crying about life in mother’s 1337 00:55:43,366 --> 00:55:44,000 crying about life in mother’s basement. So you know 1338 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,734 basement. So you know difficult. that is very hectic. 1339 00:55:47,734 --> 00:55:49,833 difficult. that is very hectic. Okay, Second one um ??? it I 1340 00:55:49,833 --> 00:55:51,033 Okay, Second one um ??? it I can’t vote because neither 1341 00:55:51,033 --> 00:55:52,099 can’t vote because neither candidate acknowledge my 1342 00:55:52,099 --> 00:55:54,099 candidate acknowledge my pronoun flu, which means kiss 1343 00:55:54,099 --> 00:55:55,966 pronoun flu, which means kiss the girl once in senior year 1344 00:55:55,966 --> 00:55:59,433 the girl once in senior year and two, I don’t find it 1345 00:55:59,433 --> 00:56:00,934 and two, I don’t find it intrinsically motivational 1346 00:56:00,934 --> 00:56:04,099 intrinsically motivational number two is true What is one 1347 00:56:04,099 --> 00:56:06,099 number two is true What is one point for Carmen Okay. Yay. 1348 00:56:06,099 --> 00:56:07,867 point for Carmen Okay. Yay. What do I win by the way? If I 1349 00:56:07,867 --> 00:56:10,133 What do I win by the way? If I do I win like a $1000 uh no, 1350 00:56:10,133 --> 00:56:11,800 do I win like a $1000 uh no, but if you get them right and 1351 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,234 but if you get them right and also register another 10000 1352 00:56:13,234 --> 00:56:15,567 also register another 10000 people to vote you might win a 1353 00:56:15,567 --> 00:56:16,633 people to vote you might win a new president. Oh that’s 1354 00:56:16,633 --> 00:56:20,000 new president. Oh that’s worthy. More Okay Great and um 1355 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,700 worthy. More Okay Great and um John Smith. you want to read 1356 00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:23,134 John Smith. you want to read the third one sure uh this one 1357 00:56:23,134 --> 00:56:25,700 the third one sure uh this one uh number one I can’t vote for 1358 00:56:25,700 --> 00:56:28,099 uh number one I can’t vote for a hufflepuff and number two I 1359 00:56:28,099 --> 00:56:30,900 a hufflepuff and number two I hate mailing stuff. It gives me 1360 00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:33,533 hate mailing stuff. It gives me anxiety. Oh God number two is 1361 00:56:33,533 --> 00:56:34,999 anxiety. Oh God number two is true. Yeah. That’s definitely 1362 00:56:34,999 --> 00:56:37,034 true. Yeah. That’s definitely true the true they get mad. The 1363 00:56:37,034 --> 00:56:37,967 true the true they get mad. The post office person be mad mean 1364 00:56:37,967 --> 00:56:40,066 post office person be mad mean to them so they don’t call 1365 00:56:40,066 --> 00:56:42,534 to them so they don’t call every millennial has anxiety. 1366 00:56:42,534 --> 00:56:44,033 every millennial has anxiety. yes about the simplest things. 1367 00:56:44,033 --> 00:56:45,567 yes about the simplest things. Yes. it’s it’s fashionable. you 1368 00:56:45,567 --> 00:56:46,634 Yes. it’s it’s fashionable. you know. it’s how you get the 1369 00:56:46,634 --> 00:56:49,167 know. it’s how you get the prescription drugs. Okay next 1370 00:56:49,167 --> 00:56:51,067 prescription drugs. Okay next one. I never felt certain 1371 00:56:51,067 --> 00:56:53,599 one. I never felt certain enough to vault and I retweeted 1372 00:56:53,599 --> 00:56:55,267 enough to vault and I retweeted a Bernie post. What else do you 1373 00:56:55,267 --> 00:56:59,333 a Bernie post. What else do you want from me Number two is true 1374 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:01,400 want from me Number two is true number one. I never felt smart 1375 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,967 number one. I never felt smart enough to vote. Okay. John 1376 00:57:02,967 --> 00:57:05,367 enough to vote. Okay. John Smith Do you do the last okay? 1377 00:57:05,367 --> 00:57:07,067 Smith Do you do the last okay? This is the last one number one 1378 00:57:07,067 --> 00:57:08,534 This is the last one number one honestly if someone had the 1379 00:57:08,534 --> 00:57:10,099 honestly if someone had the forms printed for me and was 1380 00:57:10,099 --> 00:57:11,334 forms printed for me and was willing to deal with the post 1381 00:57:11,334 --> 00:57:13,567 willing to deal with the post office. I’d be much more 1382 00:57:13,567 --> 00:57:15,533 office. I’d be much more inclined to vote and number two 1383 00:57:15,533 --> 00:57:16,833 inclined to vote and number two I googled Republican and 1384 00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:19,400 I googled Republican and Democrat and I like kinda both 1385 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:22,967 Democrat and I like kinda both kinda not the first one. True 1386 00:57:22,967 --> 00:57:25,899 kinda not the first one. True trick question They’re both 1387 00:57:25,899 --> 00:57:28,599 trick question They’re both true. Oh my goodness so 1388 00:57:28,599 --> 00:57:29,500 true. Oh my goodness so immortality story. There is no 1389 00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:32,567 immortality story. There is no good reason not to vote so um I 1390 00:57:32,567 --> 00:57:34,099 good reason not to vote so um I would like to get the Carmen 1391 00:57:34,099 --> 00:57:35,467 would like to get the Carmen you have many questions for me 1392 00:57:35,467 --> 00:57:39,199 you have many questions for me and I am I am open book Okay. 1393 00:57:39,199 --> 00:57:40,567 and I am I am open book Okay. First of all I have to ask you 1394 00:57:40,567 --> 00:57:43,500 First of all I have to ask you is Jared Kushner, an alien um 1395 00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:45,401 is Jared Kushner, an alien um he looks like I think he looks 1396 00:57:45,401 --> 00:57:47,434 he looks like I think he looks like more like an extra on the 1397 00:57:47,434 --> 00:57:49,867 like more like an extra on the Westworld true but the what’s 1398 00:57:49,867 --> 00:57:51,000 Westworld true but the what’s with the plastic surgery you 1399 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,567 with the plastic surgery you think Jared Cush. Plastic 1400 00:57:52,567 --> 00:57:54,133 think Jared Cush. Plastic surgery, Yeah, he’s his dimples 1401 00:57:54,133 --> 00:57:56,000 surgery, Yeah, he’s his dimples are gone. Uh I think he’s just 1402 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,567 are gone. Uh I think he’s just so good at resting cuz he 1403 00:57:57,567 --> 00:57:58,234 so good at resting cuz he doesn’t do much work so he 1404 00:57:58,234 --> 00:57:59,934 doesn’t do much work so he spends most of his time at the 1405 00:57:59,934 --> 00:58:01,734 spends most of his time at the spa. It’s it’s very annoying 1406 00:58:01,734 --> 00:58:03,134 spa. It’s it’s very annoying because he gets all of the good 1407 00:58:03,134 --> 00:58:05,434 because he gets all of the good spa treatments and then he has 1408 00:58:05,434 --> 00:58:06,000 spa treatments and then he has skin that looks great and oh. 1409 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,634 skin that looks great and oh. but 1 day I saw I saw he had a 1410 00:58:08,634 --> 00:58:10,099 but 1 day I saw I saw he had a breakout and I was so excited 1411 00:58:10,099 --> 00:58:12,199 breakout and I was so excited and and I whispered to him is 1412 00:58:12,199 --> 00:58:14,934 and and I whispered to him is that acne or face or peace I 1413 00:58:14,934 --> 00:58:16,099 that acne or face or peace I can actually tell you the truth 1414 00:58:16,099 --> 00:58:18,000 can actually tell you the truth about Jared right now is the 1415 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,099 about Jared right now is the secret service agent. He’s he’s 1416 00:58:20,099 --> 00:58:22,999 secret service agent. He’s he’s not an alien. uh he is a cyborg 1417 00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:27,233 not an alien. uh he is a cyborg he was. Out of parts of various 1418 00:58:27,233 --> 00:58:29,567 he was. Out of parts of various dead Republicans into a super 1419 00:58:29,567 --> 00:58:33,833 dead Republicans into a super boring boat to wearing uh 1420 00:58:33,833 --> 00:58:36,566 boring boat to wearing uh entitled uh guy who just 1421 00:58:36,566 --> 00:58:38,367 entitled uh guy who just inherited all his money is one 1422 00:58:38,367 --> 00:58:41,367 inherited all his money is one of the is one of the 1423 00:58:41,367 --> 00:58:42,000 of the is one of the Republicans of Vampire. Uh you 1424 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,767 Republicans of Vampire. Uh you know what the facts aren’t in 1425 00:58:45,767 --> 00:58:47,833 know what the facts aren’t in on that yet, but uh and I had 1426 00:58:47,833 --> 00:58:49,366 on that yet, but uh and I had I’d have to guess yes because 1427 00:58:49,366 --> 00:58:51,034 I’d have to guess yes because 80% I think are yeah. Yeah. I 1428 00:58:51,034 --> 00:58:52,099 80% I think are yeah. Yeah. I didn’t know any of that. 1429 00:58:52,099 --> 00:58:53,467 didn’t know any of that. Republicans aren’t vampires. 1430 00:58:53,467 --> 00:58:54,399 Republicans aren’t vampires. That’s why that’s why I’m with 1431 00:58:54,399 --> 00:58:56,533 That’s why that’s why I’m with Turtle neck a lot but um yeah, 1432 00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:57,699 Turtle neck a lot but um yeah, Jared is definitely part of 1433 00:58:57,699 --> 00:58:59,134 Jared is definitely part of vampire, which brings me to my 1434 00:58:59,134 --> 00:59:01,866 vampire, which brings me to my next question. Melania did you 1435 00:59:01,866 --> 00:59:03,934 next question. Melania did you really have coveted or did you 1436 00:59:03,934 --> 00:59:05,900 really have coveted or did you run away to a spa treatment 1437 00:59:05,900 --> 00:59:08,133 run away to a spa treatment just to like get away from 1438 00:59:08,133 --> 00:59:12,133 just to like get away from everything? What do you mean? I 1439 00:59:12,133 --> 00:59:13,734 everything? What do you mean? I have coveted. I was so sick. I 1440 00:59:13,734 --> 00:59:15,167 have coveted. I was so sick. I have lingering cough, though, 1441 00:59:15,167 --> 00:59:17,667 have lingering cough, though, can’t you tell not once did you 1442 00:59:17,667 --> 00:59:19,134 can’t you tell not once did you did anyone talk about how you 1443 00:59:19,134 --> 00:59:21,599 did anyone talk about how you were doing? it was like Trump’s 1444 00:59:21,599 --> 00:59:23,133 were doing? it was like Trump’s doing fine Trump’s now one 1445 00:59:23,133 --> 00:59:25,600 doing fine Trump’s now one thing about Melania, so I don’t 1446 00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:26,267 thing about Melania, so I don’t don’t even think you were I 1447 00:59:26,267 --> 00:59:27,834 don’t even think you were I think he just didn’t wanna talk 1448 00:59:27,834 --> 00:59:28,667 think he just didn’t wanna talk about it. You left it was 1449 00:59:28,667 --> 00:59:30,467 about it. You left it was perfect. it was. Best 3 weeks 1450 00:59:30,467 --> 00:59:32,533 perfect. it was. Best 3 weeks of my entire time As first lady 1451 00:59:32,533 --> 00:59:33,834 of my entire time As first lady I’ve I went to my separate 1452 00:59:33,834 --> 00:59:35,299 I’ve I went to my separate bedroom and I closed the door. 1453 00:59:35,299 --> 00:59:37,767 bedroom and I closed the door. Yeah, you look very refreshed 1454 00:59:37,767 --> 00:59:38,800 Yeah, you look very refreshed okay for someone who just had 1455 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:42,066 okay for someone who just had coveted yes My next question is 1456 00:59:42,066 --> 00:59:45,633 coveted yes My next question is who sits on Donald’s lap more 1457 00:59:45,633 --> 00:59:47,034 who sits on Donald’s lap more you or Ivanka uh it was me and 1458 00:59:47,034 --> 00:59:50,866 you or Ivanka uh it was me and t Ivanka turned sixteen EW. I 1459 00:59:50,866 --> 00:59:53,133 t Ivanka turned sixteen EW. I told you open book. We give you 1460 00:59:53,133 --> 00:59:55,100 told you open book. We give you the truth. Yeah, but come on. 1461 00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:56,300 the truth. Yeah, but come on. Do you hang out with his exes? 1462 00:59:56,300 --> 00:59:57,900 Do you hang out with his exes? Are you and Marla and Ivana 1463 00:59:57,900 --> 00:59:59,300 Are you and Marla and Ivana like do you have coffee 1464 00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:01,399 like do you have coffee together in? About Donald in 1465 01:00:01,399 --> 01:00:04,000 together in? About Donald in bed and stuff come on no, I 1466 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,900 bed and stuff come on no, I throw up go ahead. They mad at 1467 01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:07,067 throw up go ahead. They mad at me, but they gave me for my 1468 01:00:07,067 --> 01:00:08,499 me, but they gave me for my wedding. They gave me a ropes 1469 01:00:08,499 --> 01:00:10,000 wedding. They gave me a ropes in case I wanted to go down to 1470 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,433 in case I wanted to go down to the escape from the window, but 1471 01:00:12,433 --> 01:00:13,900 the escape from the window, but so far so good and I’d rather 1472 01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:15,433 so far so good and I’d rather stay in Trump Tower anyways. so 1473 01:00:15,433 --> 01:00:17,534 stay in Trump Tower anyways. so why would I ever leave? I have 1474 01:00:17,534 --> 01:00:18,367 why would I ever leave? I have everything I ever want have you 1475 01:00:18,367 --> 01:00:20,199 everything I ever want have you ever cleaned? Trump Tower. Do 1476 01:00:20,199 --> 01:00:22,000 ever cleaned? Trump Tower. Do you know what lysol is um that 1477 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,099 you know what lysol is um that was something that I was 1478 01:00:23,099 --> 01:00:26,000 was something that I was hopefully injected could help 1479 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:26,933 hopefully injected could help me get close to freedom. uh 1480 01:00:26,933 --> 01:00:29,167 me get close to freedom. uh but, of course, not it’s not 1481 01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:31,367 but, of course, not it’s not part of the deal have. Ever do 1482 01:00:31,367 --> 01:00:32,800 part of the deal have. Ever do you even know what a cockroach 1483 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:36,233 you even know what a cockroach is uh well, Ivanka still alive. 1484 01:00:36,233 --> 01:00:40,000 is uh well, Ivanka still alive. so I think I do ??? okay have 1485 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,034 so I think I do ??? okay have you ever made be honest your 1486 01:00:43,034 --> 01:00:46,599 you ever made be honest your own with your own hands? A 1487 01:00:46,599 --> 01:00:48,334 own with your own hands? A grilled cheese sandwich Uh you 1488 01:00:48,334 --> 01:00:50,767 grilled cheese sandwich Uh you know back in the days that cost 1489 01:00:50,767 --> 01:00:52,267 know back in the days that cost extra and I got to tell you the 1490 01:00:52,267 --> 01:00:53,500 extra and I got to tell you the cheese is harder to wash off 1491 01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:56,601 cheese is harder to wash off than Donald Orange tanner Rose. 1492 01:00:56,601 --> 01:00:57,667 than Donald Orange tanner Rose. I thought you were gonna say 1493 01:00:57,667 --> 01:00:58,934 I thought you were gonna say something else and I’m glad you 1494 01:00:58,934 --> 01:01:01,467 something else and I’m glad you didn’t how many face lifts have 1495 01:01:01,467 --> 01:01:03,599 didn’t how many face lifts have you had well. I don’t believe 1496 01:01:03,599 --> 01:01:05,934 you had well. I don’t believe in face lifts I believe 1497 01:01:05,934 --> 01:01:08,399 in face lifts I believe injecting your face into 1498 01:01:08,399 --> 01:01:11,567 injecting your face into immobility. Oh my god. I’d 1499 01:01:11,567 --> 01:01:13,033 immobility. Oh my god. I’d recommend how many standards do 1500 01:01:13,033 --> 01:01:15,166 recommend how many standards do you have because there was a 1501 01:01:15,166 --> 01:01:15,866 you have because there was a there was a tweet yesterday 1502 01:01:15,866 --> 01:01:17,067 there was a tweet yesterday that was going viral of one of 1503 01:01:17,067 --> 01:01:18,900 that was going viral of one of your stands and she was 1504 01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:19,699 your stands and she was smiling. first of all all you 1505 01:01:19,699 --> 01:01:21,300 smiling. first of all all you never so I knew it wasn’t you 1506 01:01:21,300 --> 01:01:23,299 never so I knew it wasn’t you and second of all. she look 1507 01:01:23,299 --> 01:01:25,200 and second of all. she look like a man uh you know it’s 1508 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:26,867 like a man uh you know it’s it’s hard as a lot of them. We 1509 01:01:26,867 --> 01:01:28,599 it’s hard as a lot of them. We have to get lots of them uh 1510 01:01:28,599 --> 01:01:29,933 have to get lots of them uh because they’re so easily 1511 01:01:29,933 --> 01:01:30,934 because they’re so easily squished by the 400 pound 1512 01:01:30,934 --> 01:01:33,499 squished by the 400 pound president and What do you do 1513 01:01:33,499 --> 01:01:34,599 president and What do you do with them? the bodies we just 1514 01:01:34,599 --> 01:01:36,467 with them? the bodies we just throw them back in the crate 1515 01:01:36,467 --> 01:01:37,300 throw them back in the crate and send them back where they 1516 01:01:37,300 --> 01:01:39,466 and send them back where they came from. Oh my god, you guys 1517 01:01:39,466 --> 01:01:40,699 came from. Oh my god, you guys really have a plan. What are 1518 01:01:40,699 --> 01:01:41,967 really have a plan. What are you guys gonna do when you 1519 01:01:41,967 --> 01:01:43,900 you guys gonna do when you lose, I said When now listen, I 1520 01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:45,399 lose, I said When now listen, I said when you lose what are you 1521 01:01:45,399 --> 01:01:46,600 said when you lose what are you guys gonna do well? That’s it. 1522 01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:49,267 guys gonna do well? That’s it. I’m so excited to hear you say 1523 01:01:49,267 --> 01:01:50,199 I’m so excited to hear you say that with such confidence 1524 01:01:50,199 --> 01:01:51,599 that with such confidence because I want nothing more 1525 01:01:51,599 --> 01:01:54,199 because I want nothing more than to get out of that white 1526 01:01:54,199 --> 01:01:56,634 than to get out of that white House of garbage um so I am 1527 01:01:56,634 --> 01:01:57,499 House of garbage um so I am going to pretend I cry. That’s 1528 01:01:57,499 --> 01:01:59,567 going to pretend I cry. That’s what I do and then I’m going to 1529 01:01:59,567 --> 01:02:01,967 what I do and then I’m going to then go to my um room in my 1530 01:02:01,967 --> 01:02:03,499 then go to my um room in my separate bedroom and I’m going 1531 01:02:03,499 --> 01:02:08,133 separate bedroom and I’m going to do a dance on a tick tock. 1532 01:02:33,867 --> 01:02:36,467 You want some fashion designers 1533 01:02:36,467 --> 01:02:38,299 You want some fashion designers fashion designer she’ll learn 1534 01:02:38,299 --> 01:02:40,533 fashion designer she’ll learn it right away there. We go. Oh 1535 01:02:40,533 --> 01:02:42,133 it right away there. We go. Oh okay. Well, I have a question 1536 01:02:42,133 --> 01:02:44,501 okay. Well, I have a question for you um mister Johnson 1537 01:02:44,501 --> 01:02:46,299 for you um mister Johnson Smith. That’s correct right 1538 01:02:46,299 --> 01:02:47,833 Smith. That’s correct right correct. Okay. How many times 1539 01:02:47,833 --> 01:02:49,500 correct. Okay. How many times have you gone through her 1540 01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,300 have you gone through her underwear drawers her secret 1541 01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:53,533 underwear drawers her secret service agent uh that’s 1542 01:02:53,533 --> 01:02:56,399 service agent uh that’s classified and forty-two. Okay, 1543 01:02:56,399 --> 01:02:58,334 classified and forty-two. Okay, that’s still less than I 1544 01:02:58,334 --> 01:02:59,599 that’s still less than I expected now. Can I play a 1545 01:02:59,599 --> 01:03:02,800 expected now. Can I play a quick um sleep with Mary game? 1546 01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:04,366 quick um sleep with Mary game? Yes, we have um 1 minute left 1547 01:03:04,366 --> 01:03:06,000 Yes, we have um 1 minute left time for them. Yes. so let’s do 1548 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,334 time for them. Yes. so let’s do it. okay sleep. Mary or Kill 1549 01:03:09,334 --> 01:03:11,000 it. okay sleep. Mary or Kill Melania Okay and you can say 1550 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,933 Melania Okay and you can say your husband for kill. Okay. 1551 01:03:12,933 --> 01:03:15,499 your husband for kill. Okay. Okay. Great Kim Jong Putin and 1552 01:03:15,499 --> 01:03:17,500 Okay. Great Kim Jong Putin and Trump okay. Um Kim I would 1553 01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:18,534 Trump okay. Um Kim I would marry cuz I feel like I’m 1554 01:03:18,534 --> 01:03:19,966 marry cuz I feel like I’m taller than him. I can then 1555 01:03:19,966 --> 01:03:21,434 taller than him. I can then ignore his existence uh Putin 1556 01:03:21,434 --> 01:03:23,466 ignore his existence uh Putin sleep cuz he have muscles andru 1557 01:03:23,466 --> 01:03:24,966 sleep cuz he have muscles andru I kill, but listen, I don’t 1558 01:03:24,966 --> 01:03:25,767 I kill, but listen, I don’t want to end up like Jackie Yo, 1559 01:03:25,767 --> 01:03:27,933 want to end up like Jackie Yo, so I just want him to die, 1560 01:03:27,933 --> 01:03:29,467 so I just want him to die, quietly and beautiful. Okay. 1561 01:03:29,467 --> 01:03:31,934 quietly and beautiful. Okay. Here’s the last one. okay sleep 1562 01:03:31,934 --> 01:03:35,299 Here’s the last one. okay sleep with Mary K Pelosi AI and 1563 01:03:35,299 --> 01:03:40,066 with Mary K Pelosi AI and Kamala Okay um. A Pelosi a 1564 01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:42,434 Kamala Okay um. A Pelosi a sleep her skin so nice and 1565 01:03:42,434 --> 01:03:44,267 sleep her skin so nice and Kamala because hopefully she 1566 01:03:44,267 --> 01:03:46,533 Kamala because hopefully she will win against to thank you 1567 01:03:46,533 --> 01:03:49,034 will win against to thank you so much Carmen um going to jail 1568 01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:50,534 so much Carmen um going to jail go to Carmen Lynch Carmen 1569 01:03:50,534 --> 01:03:53,233 go to Carmen Lynch Carmen Lynch.com. That’s right. Carmen 1570 01:03:53,233 --> 01:03:56,334 Lynch.com. That’s right. 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Vote twenty buttons available at the 1632 01:06:15,466 --> 01:06:18,800 buttons available at the Melania Show.com. 1633 01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:29,499 Okay, welcome back fans to the 1634 01:06:29,499 --> 01:06:32,099 Okay, welcome back fans to the Melania Trump voter pet rally 1635 01:06:32,099 --> 01:06:34,799 Melania Trump voter pet rally for Biden that was music by 1636 01:06:34,799 --> 01:06:37,233 for Biden that was music by mark Uh now we’re going to 1637 01:06:37,233 --> 01:06:38,367 mark Uh now we’re going to review the new documentary that 1638 01:06:38,367 --> 01:06:40,400 review the new documentary that is sweeping the country off its 1639 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:41,733 is sweeping the country off its feet with its accurate 1640 01:06:41,733 --> 01:06:43,033 feet with its accurate portrayal of an immigrant 1641 01:06:43,033 --> 01:06:45,800 portrayal of an immigrant struggle to to find the place 1642 01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,000 struggle to to find the place in America Subsequent movie 1643 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,467 in America Subsequent movie film We will try not to spoil 1644 01:06:50,467 --> 01:06:52,800 film We will try not to spoil but if you’re worried then 1645 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,133 but if you’re worried then close your ears, let’s let’s 1646 01:06:54,133 --> 01:06:57,033 close your ears, let’s let’s talk. To me, First of all, I am 1647 01:06:57,033 --> 01:06:59,199 talk. To me, First of all, I am so proud of Bora, who is my 1648 01:06:59,199 --> 01:07:00,434 so proud of Bora, who is my eighth cousin twice removed, 1649 01:07:00,434 --> 01:07:02,467 eighth cousin twice removed, wasn’t that three times removed 1650 01:07:02,467 --> 01:07:04,367 wasn’t that three times removed depends on how you count cousin 1651 01:07:04,367 --> 01:07:06,333 depends on how you count cousin Marriage Johnson Smith and I 1652 01:07:06,333 --> 01:07:08,199 Marriage Johnson Smith and I are so honored to be part of 1653 01:07:08,199 --> 01:07:10,600 are so honored to be part of the movie I was in cartoon and 1654 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:13,466 the movie I was in cartoon and I helped throw out of Cpac. How 1655 01:07:13,466 --> 01:07:16,434 I helped throw out of Cpac. How come you didn’t get his ID. It 1656 01:07:16,434 --> 01:07:17,567 come you didn’t get his ID. It was time for my break. 1657 01:07:17,567 --> 01:07:19,967 was time for my break. Republicans don’t pay overtime 1658 01:07:19,967 --> 01:07:22,000 Republicans don’t pay overtime well if you’ve not seen a 1659 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,867 well if you’ve not seen a trailer snuck into Cpac with 1660 01:07:23,867 --> 01:07:26,733 trailer snuck into Cpac with Trump disguise. That was so 1661 01:07:26,733 --> 01:07:29,233 Trump disguise. That was so good, I almost had sex 1662 01:07:29,233 --> 01:07:30,467 good, I almost had sex appointment with him. then you 1663 01:07:30,467 --> 01:07:32,033 appointment with him. then you would’ve had two Trump sex 1664 01:07:32,033 --> 01:07:33,467 would’ve had two Trump sex appointments that month. Oh, 1665 01:07:33,467 --> 01:07:35,199 appointments that month. Oh, it’s my nightmare Okay onto my 1666 01:07:35,199 --> 01:07:37,100 it’s my nightmare Okay onto my part of the field, The great 1667 01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:39,000 part of the field, The great people of Kazakhstan made 1668 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,066 people of Kazakhstan made cartoon called Queen Melania 1669 01:07:41,066 --> 01:07:42,333 cartoon called Queen Melania charting my journey from poor 1670 01:07:42,333 --> 01:07:44,099 charting my journey from poor girl in Slovenia to what they 1671 01:07:44,099 --> 01:07:47,233 girl in Slovenia to what they call my golden cage, but what I 1672 01:07:47,233 --> 01:07:49,200 call my golden cage, but what I call Trump Tower Uh Trump Tower 1673 01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:52,867 call Trump Tower Uh Trump Tower is more gilded than golden. Oh, 1674 01:07:52,867 --> 01:07:54,400 is more gilded than golden. Oh, That is why the gold faucets to 1675 01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,799 That is why the gold faucets to stainless steel. I thought it 1676 01:07:56,799 --> 01:08:00,000 stainless steel. I thought it was alchemy. Bo’s daughter 1677 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,367 was alchemy. Bo’s daughter fight to get life like mine, 1678 01:08:02,367 --> 01:08:03,900 fight to get life like mine, Finally people acknowledge how 1679 01:08:03,900 --> 01:08:06,467 Finally people acknowledge how I inspire the ambitions of 1680 01:08:06,467 --> 01:08:08,133 I inspire the ambitions of girls around the world well at 1681 01:08:08,133 --> 01:08:10,634 girls around the world well at least girls in eastern Europe. 1682 01:08:10,634 --> 01:08:12,400 least girls in eastern Europe. No uh they showed an Instagram 1683 01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:14,466 No uh they showed an Instagram influencer who taught Bo’s 1684 01:08:14,466 --> 01:08:16,434 influencer who taught Bo’s daughter to be weak and find a 1685 01:08:16,434 --> 01:08:18,733 daughter to be weak and find a man close to death. Just like I 1686 01:08:18,733 --> 01:08:20,367 man close to death. Just like I did what other parts of the 1687 01:08:20,367 --> 01:08:21,967 did what other parts of the movie did he steal from your 1688 01:08:21,967 --> 01:08:24,433 movie did he steal from your life So many I too was shipped 1689 01:08:24,433 --> 01:08:26,667 life So many I too was shipped to America in crate, but there 1690 01:08:26,667 --> 01:08:28,267 to America in crate, but there was no food in mind because it 1691 01:08:28,267 --> 01:08:30,199 was no food in mind because it was stamped aspiring model 6 1692 01:08:30,199 --> 01:08:33,533 was stamped aspiring model 6 weeks in that crate on a. Did 1693 01:08:33,533 --> 01:08:34,700 weeks in that crate on a. Did wonders for my figure? Oh, 1694 01:08:34,700 --> 01:08:36,234 wonders for my figure? Oh, there was also that segment 1695 01:08:36,234 --> 01:08:37,833 there was also that segment about the plastic surgery. Yes, 1696 01:08:37,833 --> 01:08:40,099 about the plastic surgery. Yes, a right of passage in every 1697 01:08:40,099 --> 01:08:42,599 a right of passage in every gold digger’s life I thought 1698 01:08:42,599 --> 01:08:44,133 gold digger’s life I thought touching point for father to 1699 01:08:44,133 --> 01:08:47,599 touching point for father to give that defy the physics was 1700 01:08:47,599 --> 01:08:48,600 give that defy the physics was there any part of the movie 1701 01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:49,767 there any part of the movie that was inaccurate to your 1702 01:08:49,767 --> 01:08:51,966 that was inaccurate to your life. They say I am the world’s 1703 01:08:51,966 --> 01:08:53,567 life. They say I am the world’s happiest wife this only crew 1704 01:08:53,567 --> 01:08:55,834 happiest wife this only crew for 8 days after a wedding, so 1705 01:08:55,834 --> 01:08:57,033 for 8 days after a wedding, so it sounds like you really saw 1706 01:08:57,033 --> 01:08:58,533 it sounds like you really saw yourself in this film, Melania 1707 01:08:58,533 --> 01:09:01,367 yourself in this film, Melania through really understands me 1708 01:09:01,367 --> 01:09:02,867 through really understands me we spend a weekend in shove. 1709 01:09:02,867 --> 01:09:04,733 we spend a weekend in shove. Hunting wild turkeys Wade 1710 01:09:04,733 --> 01:09:06,500 Hunting wild turkeys Wade aren’t Turkey’s native to 1711 01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:08,234 aren’t Turkey’s native to America. Yes, this is why we do 1712 01:09:08,234 --> 01:09:10,899 America. Yes, this is why we do not catch it was not as you say 1713 01:09:10,899 --> 01:09:12,800 not catch it was not as you say great success. I find it 1714 01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:15,000 great success. I find it interesting. That’s daughter 1715 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,401 interesting. That’s daughter has uh has uh what call a 1716 01:09:17,401 --> 01:09:20,000 has uh has uh what call a feminist awakening. HM. So 1717 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,633 feminist awakening. HM. So that’s what that part wasn’t 1718 01:09:22,633 --> 01:09:23,533 that’s what that part wasn’t really like you at all. What 1719 01:09:23,533 --> 01:09:25,367 really like you at all. What are you talking about? I am 1720 01:09:25,367 --> 01:09:26,999 are you talking about? I am independent women in the past 4 1721 01:09:26,999 --> 01:09:29,401 independent women in the past 4 years, I’ve refused to hold his 1722 01:09:29,401 --> 01:09:30,933 years, I’ve refused to hold his hand three times. Yeah. So I 1723 01:09:30,933 --> 01:09:32,400 hand three times. Yeah. So I guess it’s almost like this 1724 01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:33,833 guess it’s almost like this movie was about you. Oh my 1725 01:09:33,833 --> 01:09:36,767 movie was about you. Oh my goodness. I stole my story for 1726 01:09:36,767 --> 01:09:38,999 goodness. I stole my story for his documentary. That’s it. I’m 1727 01:09:38,999 --> 01:09:40,234 his documentary. That’s it. I’m catching the first donkey back 1728 01:09:40,234 --> 01:09:42,500 catching the first donkey back to Kazakhstan and I’m suing him 1729 01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:44,399 to Kazakhstan and I’m suing him uh but fans first back to the 1730 01:09:44,399 --> 01:09:45,967 uh but fans first back to the movie the most interesting part 1731 01:09:45,967 --> 01:09:48,033 movie the most interesting part for me was when he spent days 1732 01:09:48,033 --> 01:09:49,734 for me was when he spent days under quarantine with those two 1733 01:09:49,734 --> 01:09:52,066 under quarantine with those two Q and guys they were 1734 01:09:52,066 --> 01:09:52,899 Q and guys they were surprisingly sweet. No, they 1735 01:09:52,899 --> 01:09:55,234 surprisingly sweet. No, they were the worst people in the 1736 01:09:55,234 --> 01:09:56,000 were the worst people in the whole movie, but they took him 1737 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,434 whole movie, but they took him in when he had no place to stay 1738 01:09:58,434 --> 01:10:00,633 in when he had no place to stay They tried to help him whatever 1739 01:10:00,633 --> 01:10:02,734 They tried to help him whatever they even sing songs with him. 1740 01:10:02,734 --> 01:10:04,700 they even sing songs with him. irrelevant I cannot stand their 1741 01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:05,900 irrelevant I cannot stand their ideology why because they 1742 01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:07,300 ideology why because they think. Democrats drink the 1743 01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:08,933 think. Democrats drink the blood of children No because 1744 01:10:08,933 --> 01:10:11,033 blood of children No because they think the Corona virus is 1745 01:10:11,033 --> 01:10:12,433 they think the Corona virus is a hoax. No because I think 1746 01:10:12,433 --> 01:10:14,599 a hoax. No because I think Barack Obama should be in jail, 1747 01:10:14,599 --> 01:10:16,133 Barack Obama should be in jail, No because they vote for my 1748 01:10:16,133 --> 01:10:18,633 No because they vote for my husband No, that’s true. I 1749 01:10:18,633 --> 01:10:20,000 husband No, that’s true. I would have known mental 1750 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:20,699 would have known mental patients could be so kind. 1751 01:10:20,699 --> 01:10:22,467 patients could be so kind. Okay. I’m sure everyone here 1752 01:10:22,467 --> 01:10:23,500 Okay. I’m sure everyone here has heard about the famous 1753 01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:27,234 has heard about the famous scene with Rudy Giuliani. More 1754 01:10:27,234 --> 01:10:29,633 scene with Rudy Giuliani. More like infamous and you’ve 1755 01:10:29,633 --> 01:10:31,001 like infamous and you’ve probably also seen that Rudy is 1756 01:10:31,001 --> 01:10:33,499 probably also seen that Rudy is very mad about how he was he 1757 01:10:33,499 --> 01:10:35,000 very mad about how he was he was Yeah. he had a tantrum in 1758 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,633 was Yeah. he had a tantrum in Donald’s office. Yes. Yes, in 1759 01:10:37,633 --> 01:10:38,967 Donald’s office. Yes. Yes, in two bad Justice department busy 1760 01:10:38,967 --> 01:10:41,634 two bad Justice department busy digging up digging up fake on 1761 01:10:41,634 --> 01:10:44,234 digging up digging up fake on Biden and my ex best friend to 1762 01:10:44,234 --> 01:10:46,066 Biden and my ex best friend to handle the case, but to Rudy 1763 01:10:46,066 --> 01:10:48,566 handle the case, but to Rudy you saw in movie is not the 1764 01:10:48,566 --> 01:10:52,133 you saw in movie is not the Rudy we know in movie almost 1765 01:10:52,133 --> 01:10:55,300 Rudy we know in movie almost seem like Rudy is a human which 1766 01:10:55,300 --> 01:10:56,667 seem like Rudy is a human which is ridiculous If you think 1767 01:10:56,667 --> 01:10:58,334 is ridiculous If you think Giuliani is only a creepy old 1768 01:10:58,334 --> 01:11:00,533 Giuliani is only a creepy old man, you don’t know Giuliani. 1769 01:11:00,533 --> 01:11:02,367 man, you don’t know Giuliani. Yeah, he lives under a bridge 1770 01:11:02,367 --> 01:11:04,601 Yeah, he lives under a bridge where he forces Joggers to 1771 01:11:04,601 --> 01:11:05,500 where he forces Joggers to answer his three questions He 1772 01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:07,733 answer his three questions He takes his afternoon nap. Upside 1773 01:11:07,733 --> 01:11:09,200 takes his afternoon nap. Upside down like a bat under the dome 1774 01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:11,366 down like a bat under the dome of the capital rotunda, I once 1775 01:11:11,366 --> 01:11:13,200 of the capital rotunda, I once saw him crawl out of a sewer 1776 01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,434 saw him crawl out of a sewer with a dead rat in his teeth, 1777 01:11:15,434 --> 01:11:16,800 with a dead rat in his teeth, His favorite smack. It’s 1778 01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:19,067 His favorite smack. It’s children’s fear he hunts the 1779 01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:19,966 children’s fear he hunts the homeless for sport. Why do you 1780 01:11:19,966 --> 01:11:20,800 homeless for sport. Why do you think there were so many fewer 1781 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:22,000 think there were so many fewer when he was mayor of New York, 1782 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:24,533 when he was mayor of New York, he breeds cockroaches in his 1783 01:11:24,533 --> 01:11:25,967 he breeds cockroaches in his basement, his favorite jelly 1784 01:11:25,967 --> 01:11:27,599 basement, his favorite jelly bean flavor is licorice. he 1785 01:11:27,599 --> 01:11:29,067 bean flavor is licorice. he lets pigeons poop on his head 1786 01:11:29,067 --> 01:11:31,000 lets pigeons poop on his head and then he makes with them He 1787 01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,534 and then he makes with them He smells like the inside of a 1788 01:11:32,534 --> 01:11:34,000 smells like the inside of a dead walrus and stands behind 1789 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,967 dead walrus and stands behind cows to enjoy their farts. He 1790 01:11:35,967 --> 01:11:38,467 cows to enjoy their farts. He runs. Toy drives so he can burn 1791 01:11:38,467 --> 01:11:41,167 runs. Toy drives so he can burn the toys he takes old people’s 1792 01:11:41,167 --> 01:11:42,533 the toys he takes old people’s shoes and then laughs at them 1793 01:11:42,533 --> 01:11:44,534 shoes and then laughs at them walking home barefoot and the 1794 01:11:44,534 --> 01:11:46,234 walking home barefoot and the snow he was looking for a cure 1795 01:11:46,234 --> 01:11:48,467 snow he was looking for a cure for baldness when he the Corona 1796 01:11:48,467 --> 01:11:50,133 for baldness when he the Corona virus and his teeth are even 1797 01:11:50,133 --> 01:11:51,700 virus and his teeth are even more frightening close up. So 1798 01:11:51,700 --> 01:11:53,866 more frightening close up. So if you think the scene is the 1799 01:11:53,866 --> 01:11:57,199 if you think the scene is the worst of that man, you don’t 1800 01:11:57,199 --> 01:12:00,700 worst of that man, you don’t know yes. uh so now I’m going 1801 01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:02,533 know yes. uh so now I’m going to check the thread count on my 1802 01:12:02,533 --> 01:12:04,267 to check the thread count on my sheets. I think Ray Moore and 1803 01:12:04,267 --> 01:12:09,867 sheets. I think Ray Moore and Flanagan is lying to me. One 1804 01:12:09,867 --> 01:12:11,667 Flanagan is lying to me. One two. excuse me First lady uh 1805 01:12:11,667 --> 01:12:12,867 two. excuse me First lady uh you’ve got another call from 1806 01:12:12,867 --> 01:12:14,899 you’ve got another call from Senator Warren uh it’s like she 1807 01:12:14,899 --> 01:12:15,934 Senator Warren uh it’s like she can sense when I’m putting the 1808 01:12:15,934 --> 01:12:19,434 can sense when I’m putting the audience to sleep. it sure 1809 01:12:19,434 --> 01:12:21,300 audience to sleep. it sure seems like it. Elizabeth are 1810 01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:24,901 seems like it. Elizabeth are you there? Hello why you care. 1811 01:12:24,901 --> 01:12:28,000 you there? Hello why you care. Hello uh you know we’re in the 1812 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:31,467 Hello uh you know we’re in the middle of a show. Oh, yeah, I 1813 01:12:31,467 --> 01:12:34,634 middle of a show. Oh, yeah, I was correlating Dana sits over 1814 01:12:34,634 --> 01:12:36,966 was correlating Dana sits over my salad and I noticed you 1815 01:12:36,966 --> 01:12:38,667 my salad and I noticed you turned fifty this year. aren’t 1816 01:12:38,667 --> 01:12:39,934 turned fifty this year. aren’t you worried that Donald is 1817 01:12:39,934 --> 01:12:42,000 you worried that Donald is gonna divorce you not the dog. 1818 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,966 gonna divorce you not the dog. I’m the only one who knows how 1819 01:12:43,966 --> 01:12:48,367 I’m the only one who knows how to do the thing. It’s a special 1820 01:12:48,367 --> 01:12:50,333 to do the thing. It’s a special technique I discovered when I 1821 01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:53,034 technique I discovered when I was working as a fashion model 1822 01:12:53,034 --> 01:12:56,099 was working as a fashion model that requires a bean bag chair. 1823 01:12:56,099 --> 01:13:00,667 that requires a bean bag chair. uh a special glove huh brisket. 1824 01:13:00,667 --> 01:13:06,199 uh a special glove huh brisket. Sandwich A tincture with the pH 1825 01:13:06,199 --> 01:13:10,233 Sandwich A tincture with the pH of six and a nasal swab trust 1826 01:13:10,233 --> 01:13:12,066 of six and a nasal swab trust me no one can leave after the 1827 01:13:12,066 --> 01:13:15,600 me no one can leave after the thing because I’m the only one 1828 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:18,467 thing because I’m the only one with the antidote. Okay. Well, 1829 01:13:18,467 --> 01:13:19,967 with the antidote. Okay. Well, I’ll be sure to mention that 1830 01:13:19,967 --> 01:13:22,401 I’ll be sure to mention that when New York Times calls okay. 1831 01:13:22,401 --> 01:13:24,133 when New York Times calls okay. Bye Meow Meow hope to talk to 1832 01:13:24,133 --> 01:13:26,733 Bye Meow Meow hope to talk to you soon. Okay. Hang up Smith. 1833 01:13:26,733 --> 01:13:29,899 you soon. Okay. Hang up Smith. Oh already done. Okay. Alright 1834 01:13:29,899 --> 01:13:31,100 Oh already done. Okay. Alright Well. John Smith. This has been 1835 01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:32,399 Well. John Smith. This has been fun. I gotta say it’s short be 1836 01:13:32,399 --> 01:13:34,367 fun. I gotta say it’s short be standing up. Donald’s bathroom 1837 01:13:34,367 --> 01:13:36,267 standing up. Donald’s bathroom for 3 hours while he tweets is 1838 01:13:36,267 --> 01:13:38,000 for 3 hours while he tweets is why my bedroom is on separate 1839 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,000 why my bedroom is on separate floor and if you’re also having 1840 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,433 floor and if you’re also having fun go to the most tremendous 1841 01:13:42,433 --> 01:13:44,000 fun go to the most tremendous website on the internet, the 1842 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,734 website on the internet, the Melania show.com you can find 1843 01:13:46,734 --> 01:13:47,399 Melania show.com you can find an array of merchandise like 1844 01:13:47,399 --> 01:13:48,900 an array of merchandise like get the orange stains out of 1845 01:13:48,900 --> 01:13:50,433 get the orange stains out of the White House, stickers and 1846 01:13:50,433 --> 01:13:51,599 the White House, stickers and buttons. I bought some for my 1847 01:13:51,599 --> 01:13:53,467 buttons. I bought some for my whole family. 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And for our international 1856 01:14:07,034 --> 01:14:08,967 for our international listeners, we’ve sent our 1857 01:14:08,967 --> 01:14:10,599 listeners, we’ve sent our products around the world even 1858 01:14:10,599 --> 01:14:13,667 products around the world even Australia. It’s true so go to 1859 01:14:13,667 --> 01:14:15,100 Australia. It’s true so go to www.the Melania Show.com to 1860 01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:17,134 www.the Melania Show.com to join the orange resistance 1861 01:14:17,134 --> 01:14:19,866 join the orange resistance today. Okay, Oh uh first 1862 01:14:19,866 --> 01:14:22,000 today. Okay, Oh uh first ladies. it’s it’s time for your 1863 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,300 ladies. it’s it’s time for your appointment and even in 1864 01:14:23,300 --> 01:14:24,833 appointment and even in quarantine, Donald doesn’t 1865 01:14:24,833 --> 01:14:25,834 quarantine, Donald doesn’t tolerate the cellulite so I 1866 01:14:25,834 --> 01:14:27,967 tolerate the cellulite so I will now go to fill increases 1867 01:14:27,967 --> 01:14:30,467 will now go to fill increases with the mixture of rhino horn, 1868 01:14:30,467 --> 01:14:31,967 with the mixture of rhino horn, goose fat, and while I’m gone, 1869 01:14:31,967 --> 01:14:33,366 goose fat, and while I’m gone, here’s a message from Florida, 1870 01:14:33,366 --> 01:14:35,299 here’s a message from Florida, resident and voting enthusiast 1871 01:14:35,299 --> 01:14:39,333 resident and voting enthusiast Carmela and her. 1872 01:15:08,599 --> 01:15:10,233 Thing about Election Day is the 1873 01:15:10,233 --> 01:15:12,867 Thing about Election Day is the food I pick up some bagels and 1874 01:15:12,867 --> 01:15:15,067 food I pick up some bagels and they’re not the same down here 1875 01:15:15,067 --> 01:15:15,966 they’re not the same down here because of that water. Theresa 1876 01:15:15,966 --> 01:15:18,066 because of that water. Theresa gets a thin crust pie that 1877 01:15:18,066 --> 01:15:20,334 gets a thin crust pie that sauce ain’t right because of 1878 01:15:20,334 --> 01:15:23,101 sauce ain’t right because of the water and Mary buys the 1879 01:15:23,101 --> 01:15:25,799 the water and Mary buys the crab cake, not the same because 1880 01:15:25,799 --> 01:15:29,834 crab cake, not the same because of that water there and Mary go 1881 01:15:29,834 --> 01:15:33,667 of that water there and Mary go for the widow My gay nephew 1882 01:15:33,667 --> 01:15:35,499 for the widow My gay nephew says that it was like but on 1883 01:15:35,499 --> 01:15:38,000 says that it was like but on blood thin my husband. Won’t 1884 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:41,667 blood thin my husband. Won’t die so all I get to do is look 1885 01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:43,634 die so all I get to do is look and I gotta tell you I’m sick 1886 01:15:43,634 --> 01:15:47,333 and I gotta tell you I’m sick of wrinkles me too I ask 1887 01:15:47,333 --> 01:15:49,767 of wrinkles me too I ask myself. Why haven’t the young 1888 01:15:49,767 --> 01:15:51,533 myself. Why haven’t the young people voting they’re lazy. 1889 01:15:51,533 --> 01:15:53,867 people voting they’re lazy. Where are they they’re out 1890 01:15:53,867 --> 01:15:56,600 Where are they they’re out there playing that pokemons? I 1891 01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:58,099 there playing that pokemons? I wanna see a nice tight ??? and 1892 01:15:58,099 --> 01:16:00,467 wanna see a nice tight ??? and smooth skin when I’m dipping my 1893 01:16:00,467 --> 01:16:01,467 smooth skin when I’m dipping my instruments into my coffee. 1894 01:16:01,467 --> 01:16:03,500 instruments into my coffee. That’s why I have my breakfast 1895 01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:05,533 That’s why I have my breakfast at the Yoga Center so if you 1896 01:16:05,533 --> 01:16:09,099 at the Yoga Center so if you run to fifty. Better vote cuz 1897 01:16:09,099 --> 01:16:10,500 run to fifty. Better vote cuz Y’all ladies who worked with 1898 01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:15,500 Y’all ladies who worked with tall boots boots boots, need 1899 01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:16,534 tall boots boots boots, need something better to look at 1900 01:16:16,534 --> 01:16:18,099 something better to look at maybe I should go down there 1901 01:16:18,099 --> 01:16:20,567 maybe I should go down there family You can’t choose them, 1902 01:16:20,567 --> 01:16:22,567 family You can’t choose them, but you can’t choose your 1903 01:16:22,567 --> 01:16:25,867 but you can’t choose your representatives. 1904 01:16:26,033 --> 01:16:29,101 Okay, you know yesterday, I was 1905 01:16:29,101 --> 01:16:30,133 Okay, you know yesterday, I was watching Jared Kushner pretend 1906 01:16:30,133 --> 01:16:32,367 watching Jared Kushner pretend to work and saw him take a quiz 1907 01:16:32,367 --> 01:16:34,500 to work and saw him take a quiz on a new website called 1908 01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:36,967 on a new website called BuzzFeed So now Johnson Smith, 1909 01:16:36,967 --> 01:16:41,133 BuzzFeed So now Johnson Smith, you will give me a buzz feed. 1910 01:16:41,133 --> 01:16:43,633 you will give me a buzz feed. quiz. Are you sure Melania you 1911 01:16:43,633 --> 01:16:45,033 quiz. Are you sure Melania you uh you might not like what it 1912 01:16:45,033 --> 01:16:46,833 uh you might not like what it says, Well, it’s to find out 1913 01:16:46,833 --> 01:16:49,167 says, Well, it’s to find out what character I am in Harry 1914 01:16:49,167 --> 01:16:52,433 what character I am in Harry Potter Obviously I’d be Herman, 1915 01:16:52,433 --> 01:16:54,400 Potter Obviously I’d be Herman, she young and beautiful and 1916 01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:55,900 she young and beautiful and smart well two out of three 1917 01:16:55,900 --> 01:17:00,000 smart well two out of three ain’t bad. Ask me this question 1918 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,800 ain’t bad. Ask me this question Okay here we go. Alright so 1919 01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:03,133 Okay here we go. Alright so this first one pick your 1920 01:17:03,133 --> 01:17:06,966 this first one pick your favorite of these three movies 1921 01:17:06,966 --> 01:17:09,233 favorite of these three movies Avengers and game the parent 1922 01:17:09,233 --> 01:17:12,933 Avengers and game the parent trap or silence of the lambs 1923 01:17:12,933 --> 01:17:15,167 trap or silence of the lambs silence of the lambs identified 1924 01:17:15,167 --> 01:17:17,300 silence of the lambs identified with Jody Foster getting sucked 1925 01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:20,000 with Jody Foster getting sucked into an intimate relationship 1926 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,501 into an intimate relationship with a monster. Alright, We got 1927 01:17:22,501 --> 01:17:24,033 with a monster. Alright, We got that one okay this next one 1928 01:17:24,033 --> 01:17:26,066 that one okay this next one pick your favorite of these 1929 01:17:26,066 --> 01:17:29,499 pick your favorite of these three songs flawless. By 1930 01:17:29,499 --> 01:17:32,467 three songs flawless. By Beyonce, I will always love you 1931 01:17:32,467 --> 01:17:36,634 Beyonce, I will always love you by Whitney Houston or a CDC’s 1932 01:17:36,634 --> 01:17:40,400 by Whitney Houston or a CDC’s highway to hell at way way to 1933 01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,267 highway to hell at way way to hell. Alright harm to hell. 1934 01:17:42,267 --> 01:17:44,133 hell. Alright harm to hell. Alright. Alright this next one 1935 01:17:44,133 --> 01:17:45,900 Alright. Alright this next one which is your favorite food of 1936 01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:48,367 which is your favorite food of these three. uh a porterhouse 1937 01:17:48,367 --> 01:17:51,100 these three. uh a porterhouse steak a chocolate cake or 1938 01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:53,899 steak a chocolate cake or anything stolen from the mouths 1939 01:17:53,899 --> 01:17:55,167 anything stolen from the mouths of children. Oh when they’re in 1940 01:17:55,167 --> 01:17:56,833 of children. Oh when they’re in baby, I pulled the spoon from 1941 01:17:56,833 --> 01:17:58,367 baby, I pulled the spoon from him and watch him cry. Good 1942 01:17:58,367 --> 01:18:02,401 him and watch him cry. Good times. So what Harry Potter 1943 01:18:02,401 --> 01:18:03,500 times. So what Harry Potter character does that make me 1944 01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:07,601 character does that make me well, according to this uh your 1945 01:18:07,601 --> 01:18:08,934 well, according to this uh your lord Volt, which should be 1946 01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:12,000 lord Volt, which should be impossible. He’s not an option 1947 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:13,333 impossible. He’s not an option on the test. HM. I like it 1948 01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:14,567 on the test. HM. I like it Things special treatment and he 1949 01:18:14,567 --> 01:18:17,067 Things special treatment and he has such a dainty nose. 1950 01:18:17,067 --> 01:18:18,400 has such a dainty nose. Melania. He’s the most evil 1951 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:19,867 Melania. He’s the most evil creature in the Harry Potter 1952 01:18:19,867 --> 01:18:21,033 creature in the Harry Potter universe. Oh come on. He can’t 1953 01:18:21,033 --> 01:18:22,699 universe. Oh come on. He can’t be that bad. He’s an inhuman 1954 01:18:22,699 --> 01:18:25,200 be that bad. He’s an inhuman monster who split his soul into 1955 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:26,834 monster who split his soul into seven pieces for money and 1956 01:18:26,834 --> 01:18:30,599 seven pieces for money and power I would do the same. Oh, 1957 01:18:30,599 --> 01:18:33,499 power I would do the same. Oh, wait a minute I haven’t oh I 1958 01:18:33,499 --> 01:18:35,900 wait a minute I haven’t oh I feel so good. What Harry Potter 1959 01:18:35,900 --> 01:18:37,367 feel so good. What Harry Potter character are you Johnson Smith 1960 01:18:37,367 --> 01:18:38,433 character are you Johnson Smith uh let me do a quick check 1961 01:18:38,433 --> 01:18:40,900 uh let me do a quick check here. let’s see uh fish sticks 1962 01:18:40,900 --> 01:18:43,100 here. let’s see uh fish sticks mop uh twelve-pack of uh still 1963 01:18:43,100 --> 01:18:46,634 mop uh twelve-pack of uh still a secret service agent uh look 1964 01:18:46,634 --> 01:18:48,133 a secret service agent uh look at you a secret service agent 1965 01:18:48,133 --> 01:18:49,667 at you a secret service agent too thick and thin. Alright. 1966 01:18:49,667 --> 01:18:51,100 too thick and thin. Alright. now we’ll be back fans after 1967 01:18:51,100 --> 01:18:53,167 now we’ll be back fans after the stunning conclusion of our 1968 01:18:53,167 --> 01:18:56,233 the stunning conclusion of our Pep rally after this break from 1969 01:18:56,233 --> 01:18:57,599 Pep rally after this break from the publisher of the 1970 01:18:57,599 --> 01:18:58,999 the publisher of the Best-selling book, How to Win, 1971 01:18:58,999 --> 01:18:59,934 Best-selling book, How to Win, friends and Influence People 1972 01:18:59,934 --> 01:19:02,500 friends and Influence People comes Mitch McConnell. How to 1973 01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:03,700 comes Mitch McConnell. How to be friend lobbyists and plunder 1974 01:19:03,700 --> 01:19:07,334 be friend lobbyists and plunder the people. Chapters How to use 1975 01:19:07,334 --> 01:19:10,633 the people. Chapters How to use Jesus as an excuse for graft 1976 01:19:10,633 --> 01:19:11,800 Jesus as an excuse for graft How to make the people of 1977 01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:13,799 How to make the people of Kentucky your Chas and how to 1978 01:19:13,799 --> 01:19:15,199 Kentucky your Chas and how to call yourself the grim reaper 1979 01:19:15,199 --> 01:19:17,767 call yourself the grim reaper like that’s a good thing. How 1980 01:19:17,767 --> 01:19:19,299 like that’s a good thing. How to bring friend lobbyists and 1981 01:19:19,299 --> 01:19:21,199 to bring friend lobbyists and to the people is available now 1982 01:19:21,199 --> 01:19:26,499 to the people is available now at your local militia meeting. 1983 01:20:37,534 --> 01:20:39,033 Don’t risk being ripped off on 1984 01:20:39,033 --> 01:20:40,399 Don’t risk being ripped off on auction sites where for are 1985 01:20:40,399 --> 01:20:42,599 auction sites where for are common anyone can purchase a 1986 01:20:42,599 --> 01:20:44,033 common anyone can purchase a certificate of authenticity. 1987 01:20:44,033 --> 01:20:45,466 certificate of authenticity. I’ve seen them offered with for 1988 01:20:45,466 --> 01:20:47,000 I’ve seen them offered with for autographs of mine, visit my 1989 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:49,000 autographs of mine, visit my website. Carrie Kendall.com for 1990 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:50,534 website. 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It’s time to head back sure is 2070 01:23:47,899 --> 01:23:49,434 It’s time to head back sure is uh let’s see I have to pick up 2071 01:23:49,434 --> 01:23:50,834 uh let’s see I have to pick up a deep dish. Chicago Pizza for 2072 01:23:50,834 --> 01:23:52,434 a deep dish. Chicago Pizza for the guard at the booty Call 2073 01:23:52,434 --> 01:23:56,967 the guard at the booty Call Tunnel. Yup Send Mila back. 2074 01:24:08,466 --> 01:24:11,500 Hello Melania uh what are you 2075 01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:13,733 Hello Melania uh what are you doing now? Well lunch with 2076 01:24:13,733 --> 01:24:16,267 doing now? Well lunch with Mitch went great. So now we are 2077 01:24:16,267 --> 01:24:18,567 Mitch went great. So now we are going to have an unveiling of a 2078 01:24:18,567 --> 01:24:20,599 going to have an unveiling of a new initiative in the 2079 01:24:20,599 --> 01:24:22,400 new initiative in the Republican Club Room. Oh, I 2080 01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:24,099 Republican Club Room. Oh, I guess you’re really getting the 2081 01:24:24,099 --> 01:24:26,066 guess you’re really getting the hang of that place. Yes, it is 2082 01:24:26,066 --> 01:24:27,500 hang of that place. Yes, it is almost as if I was born to work 2083 01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:30,066 almost as if I was born to work here no excuse me. I really 2084 01:24:30,066 --> 01:24:32,066 here no excuse me. I really don’t need to be getting ready. 2085 01:24:32,066 --> 01:24:35,167 don’t need to be getting ready. Wait are you in my glam room? 2086 01:24:35,167 --> 01:24:38,867 Wait are you in my glam room? Huh is that what this is. Well, 2087 01:24:38,867 --> 01:24:40,733 Huh is that what this is. Well, lovely now I need to put on my 2088 01:24:40,733 --> 01:24:43,134 lovely now I need to put on my Louis Vuitton to match my 2089 01:24:43,134 --> 01:24:50,334 Louis Vuitton to match my Valencia August. What is she 2090 01:24:50,834 --> 01:24:53,400 ripped my product? Nobody was 2091 01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:55,699 ripped my product? Nobody was with my brother where are you 2092 01:24:55,699 --> 01:24:59,333 with my brother where are you going to you? Let Siberian ??? 2093 01:24:59,333 --> 01:25:01,899 going to you? Let Siberian ??? That’s a Russian Melania. We 2094 01:25:01,899 --> 01:25:05,700 That’s a Russian Melania. We have to finish the show. okay, 2095 01:25:05,700 --> 01:25:08,667 have to finish the show. okay, but. When we finish can you 2096 01:25:08,667 --> 01:25:10,899 but. When we finish can you drive me to her and then bury 2097 01:25:10,899 --> 01:25:12,800 drive me to her and then bury the murder weapon, Oh, just put 2098 01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:13,467 the murder weapon, Oh, just put it with the impeachment 2099 01:25:13,467 --> 01:25:15,300 it with the impeachment evidence No one will ever find 2100 01:25:15,300 --> 01:25:19,434 evidence No one will ever find it uh true. okay before I go, I 2101 01:25:19,434 --> 01:25:21,966 it uh true. okay before I go, I want to impart to you how 2102 01:25:21,966 --> 01:25:23,867 want to impart to you how important it is to vote in this 2103 01:25:23,867 --> 01:25:25,399 important it is to vote in this election if you haven’t sent in 2104 01:25:25,399 --> 01:25:27,667 election if you haven’t sent in your ballot, send it now most 2105 01:25:27,667 --> 01:25:30,000 your ballot, send it now most states have early voting to go 2106 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:31,466 states have early voting to go as soon as possible. like right 2107 01:25:31,466 --> 01:25:33,000 as soon as possible. like right after here, Yes, if you want to 2108 01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:35,600 after here, Yes, if you want to go in if you want to go to the 2109 01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:36,234 go in if you want to go to the polls, clear your schedule and 2110 01:25:36,234 --> 01:25:38,900 polls, clear your schedule and make a plan to get. And stay 2111 01:25:38,900 --> 01:25:42,000 make a plan to get. And stay there, and of course, make sure 2112 01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:43,867 there, and of course, make sure to wear your mask. Alright fans 2113 01:25:43,867 --> 01:25:47,534 to wear your mask. Alright fans so my my publicist wants be 2114 01:25:47,534 --> 01:25:50,367 so my my publicist wants be more relatable. So I wrote the 2115 01:25:50,367 --> 01:25:53,567 more relatable. So I wrote the rap that John Smith, I mean 2116 01:25:53,567 --> 01:25:56,767 rap that John Smith, I mean Dj’s secret service. You got it 2117 01:25:56,767 --> 01:25:59,033 Dj’s secret service. You got it ma’am pants twenty you’re going 2118 01:25:59,033 --> 01:26:00,800 ma’am pants twenty you’re going to get me out of this White 2119 01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:02,133 to get me out of this White House of garbage and this is 2120 01:26:02,133 --> 01:26:04,099 House of garbage and this is how you’re going to do it for 2121 01:26:04,099 --> 01:26:05,733 how you’re going to do it for me ready you could snap along 2122 01:26:05,733 --> 01:26:09,500 me ready you could snap along while you’re at home ready. 2123 01:26:40,499 --> 01:26:44,599 Airspace so 2124 01:26:45,499 --> 01:26:46,900 what you’re gonna do and to 2125 01:26:46,900 --> 01:26:48,467 what you’re gonna do and to turn on the light and open the 2126 01:26:48,467 --> 01:26:50,899 turn on the light and open the door or don’t complain to me. 2127 01:26:50,899 --> 01:26:52,567 door or don’t complain to me. No more. So we got to organize 2128 01:26:52,567 --> 01:26:55,966 No more. So we got to organize with this jump up. get up get 2129 01:26:55,966 --> 01:26:57,700 with this jump up. get up get everyone to listen marching 2130 01:26:57,700 --> 01:26:59,900 everyone to listen marching down the street holding signs 2131 01:26:59,900 --> 01:27:02,133 down the street holding signs with Whitney and ironic sayings 2132 01:27:02,133 --> 01:27:03,934 with Whitney and ironic sayings could maybe pick at the back 2133 01:27:03,934 --> 01:27:05,700 could maybe pick at the back their mind on the votes and the 2134 01:27:05,700 --> 01:27:07,734 their mind on the votes and the votes change of mind marching 2135 01:27:07,734 --> 01:27:10,934 votes change of mind marching down the street signing volts. 2136 01:27:10,934 --> 01:27:12,767 down the street signing volts. Talking to moderate is gonna 2137 01:27:12,767 --> 01:27:14,899 Talking to moderate is gonna take this back with the mind on 2138 01:27:14,899 --> 01:27:16,400 take this back with the mind on the vault in the White House 2139 01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:18,000 the vault in the White House driving crazy this mind. Okay. 2140 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:19,833 driving crazy this mind. Okay. Thank you everyone. Thank you. 2141 01:27:19,833 --> 01:27:22,099 Thank you everyone. Thank you. Chicago. Thank you bill and 2142 01:27:22,099 --> 01:27:27,067 Chicago. Thank you bill and thank you, Snoop Dogg and I am 2143 01:27:27,067 --> 01:27:28,634 thank you, Snoop Dogg and I am Melania if you’re undecided 2144 01:27:28,634 --> 01:27:30,400 Melania if you’re undecided vote for Biden and if you 2145 01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:32,867 vote for Biden and if you decided vote for Biden if you 2146 01:27:32,867 --> 01:27:35,367 decided vote for Biden if you believe in Q vote for Biden if 2147 01:27:35,367 --> 01:27:36,867 believe in Q vote for Biden if you evangelical vote for Biden, 2148 01:27:36,867 --> 01:27:39,299 you evangelical vote for Biden, if you live in the Midwest vote 2149 01:27:39,299 --> 01:27:40,567 if you live in the Midwest vote for Biden, if you want the 2150 01:27:40,567 --> 01:27:43,199 for Biden, if you want the Trumps vote for Biden one more 2151 01:27:43,199 --> 01:27:45,834 Trumps vote for Biden one more thank you to. Bill and Carrie 2152 01:27:45,834 --> 01:27:49,767 thank you to. Bill and Carrie Oh, that reminds me, I have to 2153 01:27:49,767 --> 01:27:51,434 Oh, that reminds me, I have to get them out of the closet. 2154 01:27:51,434 --> 01:27:54,733 get them out of the closet. Thank you fans.